Wednesday Night Warfare 9-26-18
Sept 30, 2018 12:08:17 GMT -8
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LIVE FROM LIMA, PERU!
WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE FOR SEPTEMBER 26TH, 2018!
GATOR
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DIRTY WILLY
XWF TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
DAMON TYLER
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MASTERMIND
Seven Deadly Sins Tables Match!
TV Title Rules
3 RP Max, 2000 Word Cap
$UICIDE GIRL$
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ELENA BELLATRIX & MOXIE MONARCH
XWF X-TREME CHAMPIONSHIP
JESSALYN HART
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KID KOOL
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DONOVAN BLACKWATER
Triple Threat!
XWF UNIVERSAL CHMPIONSHIP*
THE ENGINEER
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DEATH
*Assuming Engineer is still Champion - If not, then standard match
The lights go dark as the intro to #ImSippingTeaInYoHood plays when the bass kicks in the lights go on revealing Gator at the top of the ramp sitting in a lawn chair sipping on tea from a fine china cup. He looks to the ring and springs up hurling the cup and coaster and begins to bounce down to the ring bopping his head, high fiving and taking selfies with fans along the way. He slides into the ring and relaxes in the corner. Waiting for the match to start.
No music plays. There isn't an entrance. Instead, a loud belch can be heard as Dirty Willy crawls from under the ring. Accompanying him on this journey, is a sea of beer cans and an empty fifth of gin. Dirty Willy staggers to his feet and blinks, whilst scratching himself. All up in his nether regions about it too! Gross. Then he turns around and faces Gator, who merely shakes his head as Dirty Willy attempts to climb the steel steps. Managing to make it up one step, Dirty Willy flops to the side and then lays there for several seconds, before he sits up. The man seems disoriented and confused, after the tiny tumble that he took off the steel steps but otherwise, he's fine. He then gets to his feet and stumbles into the side of the ring, before rolling in, under the bottom rope.
However, that's where it stops. Dirty Willy rolls into the ring and doesn't get up. A very loud snoring sound can be heard coming from Willy though. Gator looks at the man lying there and then gives a nudge to Willy with his foot. Nothing happens. So Gator kicks Willy. Once again, nothing happens. Which summons a stomp from Gator. Finally, Dirty Willy reacts as he jolts upward into a sitting position. Dirty Willy stares at Gator, with anger entering his bloodshot eyes. Gradually getting to his feet, Dirty Willy hangs onto the ropes for support for a moment as he seems to collect himself. Then he charges at Gator.
Bent half over, he rushes at Gator, awkwardly with both of his arms, stretched out at his sides. Looking like the human equivalency of a plane, attempting to take flight. He barrels forward and Gator, simply steps to the side. Watching as Dirty Willy, slams into the ring post. From there, Gator comes at Willy with a Running Dropkick! Dirty Willy goes down but Gator is quick to lift the man to his feet. Tossing him to the ropes, Willy bounces off of them and comes flying back at Gator. Only for Gator to hit him with the Gator Throw! Catching Willy with another dropkick, Gator yanked Willy up and put him right back down, with an overhead slam to the mat, with that move. Oh but Gator is not done, even though from the looks of things, Dirty Willy is definitely done.
Gator rips Willy from the canvas and then, utterly destroys him with - Strange Ways!
Gator covers Dirty Willy!
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Tacos and chimichangas! This match is over! Gator has won in his return!
A steel cage lowers from the ceiling as the match is being announced.
"This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the XWF Television Championship. The only means of victory is either through the cage door, climb over the top and both feet hit the floor, pinfall or submission.
Introducing first, The current Television Champion. DAMON TYLER!"
Damon makes his way to the ring with his title around his waist.
"And his opponent, MASTERMIND!
The lights go out for a second and come back on to show Mastermind standing a few inches from Damons face. The cage door is shut and locked.
The bell rings and DT holds the belt up so MM can see it and he starts to point at it with a confident grin.
MM paces around the ring and DT throws the belt at him. MM picks the belt up and walks over to DT. He hands it back to DT who snatches it from his grasp and gives him a punch to the face!
The two start to fight and roll around on the ropes. DT stomps on MM in the corner until he falls down and is continuing to stop a mudhole in MM.
DT picks up MM, whips him to the ropes and puts his foot up for a big boot but MM grabs his leg and close lines DT. The crowd groans at the powerful close line from MM.
MM picks up DT and rams his face into the cage, grinding his forehead.
DT escapes and wanders around the cage. MM grabs him from behind and hits a neck breaker!
MM then points to the door and tries to escape, but DT gets up and holds him back. MM kicks back and hits DT in the balls and then DDTs him. MM puts the boots to DT and then chokes him.
MM picks up DT and rams him into the cage again then places his head over the top rope and punches him repeatedly in the back of the head. DT falls down and MM drops an elbow then a leg across his throat.
MM pulls DT to his feet and then throws him over the top rope and into the cage. MM goes for the door again.
DT hurries and tackles MM to the ground then stands on his head and bounces on it. DT is bleeding and picks up MM, he punches him in the gut then body slams him. DT then rolls him back into the ring and bounces off the ropes and drops a knee across the forehead of MM then rubs his forearm across his face and bites him.
MM is kicking as DT begins to headbutt and bite him some more. DT picks up MM and whips him into the ropes and hits a big boot. DT then grabs MM's arm and climbs the corner and walks the rope. Dropping a thunderous blow to MM's back.
MM is holding his back and head as DT pulls him to the center of the ring and chokes him with his foot. MM is coughing as DT pulls him to his feet and throws him into the corner. DT charges and hits a shoulder to the gut then sits MM on the top rope. MM begins to retaliate with punches but DT hits him in the gut and then grabs his head and tries a modified diamond cutter but MM pushes him away and MM dives off and hits a diving shoulder block. MM gets up and puts the boots to DT/
MM picks up DT ad slams his face into the cage again then close lines him down. MM then decides to climb the cage but DT gets up and holds his leg. MM kicks him away and jumps off the cage and hits a close line to DT. Blood is streaming down his face as MM stomps on him even more. Then MM removes the padding from a turnbuckle. He picks up DT and whips him but DT reverses and MM smashes chest first into the exposed corner and DT hits the ropes and hits MM with a close line from hell!
DT staggers around heading to the door. He makes it to the ropes and steps through and MM jumps up and grabs him by his hair and slams his face into the cage. DT crumples at MM punches him in the head, opening his wound even more. MM then drags him back into the ring Chokeslams him then goes for the pin.
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DT gets a shoulder up. MM reaches into his waistband and pulls out several nails. the pointed ends he fits between his knuckles and pummels DT in the face with it. Blood spews all over the mat and even sprays the referee. MM then licks the blood off a nail and hits DT once more.
DT is lying motionless in a pool of his own blood as MM pulls him to the corner and starts to climb the corner. He places DT's head between his legs and tries to lift him up but DT straightens out and has the legs of MM and slams his back into the cage then drops him crotch first onto the top rope. DT then takes MM off the rope and places him on his shoulder and hits a guy wrenching bodyslam!
DT is reaching for the door but MM holds his legs and then repeatedly slams his face into the mat. MM crawls over DT and makes his way for the door. DT grabs him by the ankle and locks on the ankle lock!
MM is screaming in pain as DT starts to stand up and twist his ankle. MM grabs the ropes and pulls himself up to his foot and then tries an enziguri but DT ducks and wrenches it even harder. MM falls face first, his nose starts to bleed as he reaches again for the ropes. MM rocks back and forth then turns the move over then gets pinned.
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MM escapes and DT kicks him in the face. MM then tries to climb out of the cage and DT lets him get halfway up then climbs the turnbuckle and grabs the legs of MM and hits a massive powerbomb from halfway up the cage! MM and DT lay motionless on the mat. MM is the first to his feet dropping an elbow across the throat of DT causing him to clutch his throat and kick in the ring. MM goes for the cover.
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MM takes his time in picking up DT then elbows him in the back of the head followed by a whip to the corner then MM slaps DT's chest. DT staggers, MM holds him up and slaps him again. DT walks alongside the ropes and MM hits him in the back with a forearm. DT fires back with a hard chop to MMs chest then MM pokes DT in the eye. MM whips DT to the ropes then scoops him up onto his shoulder and positions him for a tombstone piledriver but DT kicks his legs and reverses positions and plants MM headfirst into the mat.
DT makes his way to the cage to climb out, MM slowly rolls over and crawls after him. DT quickly climbs the ropes and up the cage. MM quickly follows. MM grabs DTs leg but is kicked away. DT makes it to the top and looks down in time to get punched in the face. MM pulls himself onto the thin walkway with DT as the fight continues. DT tries to throw MM off into the ring bellow, MM sways as he nears losing his balance. MM grabs DT for the long ride down to the mat. Mid fall MM forces DT beneath him as they both crash into the mat with MM landing on top of the pile!
The Ref starts the count. with both men not moving.
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"And your winner via pinfall......AND NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION...MASTERMIND!"
The match opens with with Elena Bellatrix and Morrigan Thorne in the ring, the pair circle each other for a moment before locking into a test of strength. Bellatrix starts to get the upper hand before Thorne swiftly motions Elena's arm into a wristlock with one smooth motion. Thorne wrenches the arm back as Elena screams in pain. Thorne forces Elena to the corner where Redgrave tags herself in, the $uicidegirl$ both in the ring take their turns kicking Bellatrix's torso and elbow before the ref forces Thorne onto the apron.
Elena is on one knee clutching her arm and stomach, giving Redgrave the perfect opportunity for a well placed enziguri. Bellatrix is down! Redgrave drags her into the center of the ring and then runs hard into the ropes coming back for a somersault senton but comes crashing down on Bellatrix's knees instead! Dahlia clutches her back in agony as Elena stumbles back to her feet, Moxie reaches out for a tag but Bellatrix brushes her off. She grabs Redgrave by the hair and throws her back the fuck down with a excellent T-bone suplex. Bellatrix goes to end this quick trying to lock into Disengage the simulator! But Dahlia quickly bites down on Bellatrix's forearm and sinks her teeth deep to release her hold.
Blood starts pouring from the arm as Elena tries to get away but Redgrave keeps ahold like a wild animal, tearing at the flesh. Moxie Monarch reaches far over the ropes with an extended hand and Bellatrix brushes her fingers, Moxie runs in with and gets Redgrave off her partner with a heavy boot to the nose. The pair square off, Redgrave spits blood and flesh from her mouth and charges Moxie who gracefully sidesteps and counters with a dropkick to the back of Moxie who falls into the ropes and stumbles back, Moxie quickly catches her into a schoolgirl roll up.
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Kick out! Thorne breathes a sigh of relief. Redgrave takes a step back and lunges at a recovering Moxie once again this time with more luck catching her with a bulldog, Dahlia gets a handful of Moxies long red hair and pushes her head down to the mat grinding her face into it. Still holding her hair she gets Moxie to her feet and whips her into the corner where Thorne is waiting. As Monarch crashes against the turnbuckles Thorne restrains her as Dahlia sprints and leaps head shotting the red head with a high hip attack. Redgrave crackles as she tags in her teammate.
Morrigan enters the ring and pulls Moxie away from the corner still holding her arm she twists around and wrenches before delivering a Pele kick to Monarch! Moxie wobbles but comes back with a second with and delivers a short arm clothesline! The pair fall to the ground as the crowd get hype. Dazed the pair stand up at the same, Thorne delivers a strong kick but it's countered with a sweep from Moxie. Morrigan falls and Monarch is right on top of her with a sharpshooter! Thorne struggles as the submission is locked in tight and barely manages to twist around and kicks Moxie into the direction of Redgrave who strikes Monarch with a vicious elbow. Moxie stumbles back into Thorne who goes for a basement dropkick but Moxie leaps up and hit the downed Morrigan with a double foot stomp before running to her corner and dives tagging in Bellatrix.
Bellatrix runs in like a freight train knocking down Thorne with a brutal clothesline, Redgrave climbs the turnbuckle and leaps at Elena but is met with a perfectly executed standing dropkick, Bellatrix kips up with a roar from the crowd but Thorne capitalises and rolls Elena up!
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Broken up by Moxie just before 3! The four women stand in the ring glaring at each other. Elena grabs Redgrave and tosses her out of the ring just as Moxie spears Throne!!
Moxie rolls over and with her right arm covers Throne!!
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Winners – Elena Bellatrix and Moxie Monarch!!
As the show comes back from commercial break we see all three competitors already in the ring. Current champion Jessalyn Hart is on the far side of the ring staring across to her two opponents Kid Kool and Donovan Blackwater of The Brothers Blackwater.
Kid Kool makes the first move as he lunges forward but then goes down in a heap grabbing at his knee. Looks like he might have torn is ACL, MCL, PCL and whatever other CL exists within the structure of his knee. Both Blackwater and Hart look down at him unsure of what to really do next.
However while Hart is still looking down at Kid Kool her opponent Donovan Blackwater moves in for the kill and takes the champ out with a devastating facebuster. Blackwater rolls Hart out of the ring and then tackles Kid Kool who is still grabbing at his most likely shredded beyond repair knee.
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Winner and New Xtreme Champion – Donovan Blackwater!!
The lights in the arena burn out leaving the arena in darkness. The sounds of screams echo throughout the arena before images of death and hellfire flash across the tron screen. "I Smell a Massacre" By Butcher Babies begins to distortedly play. The entrance of the ramp becomes lit by fire as a masked person walks through the flames dressed in a long black robe. Slowly, they walk down the ramp as the fire slowly burns down leaving the arena in darkness once again. Strobe lights begin to flash revealing minions of the person outside of the ring screaming in the faces of fans and emerging from the audience before jumping the barrier. The arena once again goes black once every minion is standing outside of the ring. Suddenly, red lights flash as the corners of the ring light up with fire and what appears to be a séance begins outside of the ring with Death standing in the middle of the ring.
The entire arena is washed in sterile white light as the following words are spoken through the sound system:
Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill today?
Suddenly, it is as if a record is being stopped, abruptly. As the sound of a needle, scratching across a record can be heard loudly over the speakers, along with a high pitched ringing noise that causes almost everyone in the audience, to grimace and cover their ears. Next, Joachim Bright appears at the entrance with a microphone, and an apologetic smile.
"Ladies and gentleman. Boys and girls. Pets and... flowering houseplants? I'm terribly sorry for the inconvenience but my father... The Engineer, isn't quite feeling himself, at the moment. That is... he's not really feeling, like the self that you all have become used to seeing, as of late. He's a tad more sensitive and unpredictable. So if you all could refrain from screaming or making loud noises, in fact if you all could go ahead and silence your electronic devices, right now, that would be great. Also there will be a strict rule of no flash photography and you know what, if someone could go ahead and dim the lights in the arena a tad, that would be super cool."
The arena, goes eerily quite as the lights lower to an almost dim setting and Joachim grins approvingly, while giving an enthusiastic thumbs up.
"Thanks so much for that. Really. You guys are just the best. Oh and once again, I am sorry for this inconvenience. Your understanding is appreciated, in this difficult time."
From there, Joachim motions for someone to step out and slowly, The Engineer emerges. Looking just as deranged as ever, it's rather hard to spot what's wrong with the man. Or if anything is wrong, other than the fact that he seems to be wearing headphones, for some unknown reason. On a closer inspection though, it appears that they are noise canceling headphones. An odd accessory to be worn at this moment, especially since it doesn't look like they're plugged into anything. However, being that The Engineer is a strange fellow, few pay this much mind. It's not until he begins to descend the ramp and make his way to the ring, that his peculiar behavior starts to turn some heads.
Followed closely by Joachim, it is very apparent that Engy seems rather twitchy and erratic. Blinking quickly and very predominantly, he darts his head about; back and forth, wildly, with his arms tucked up in front of himself. He appears skittish and almost frightened. Anxious and nervous, like being in the crowded arena doesn't sit well with him. Eventually, he makes it to the ring though, where he reluctantly hands over his headphones to Joachim. Joachim then lifts the bottom rope as Engy slips under and enters the ring. Jumping to his feet, he tilts his head and gazes at Death as he raises a brow in confusion, while a weird, unnerving smile filters across his face. This is followed by a quick jolt or a spasm that takes his entire body over. Shaking his head, The Engineer backs up and opens his eyes wide as he blankly stares down at the canvas.
The ref turns to Joachim; who has taken a position outside of the ring, with a concerned expression. However, Joachim gives the ref a thumbs up and a nod as a signal, that it's okay to continue, so that is what the referee does. From there, the bell sounds and this match for the Universal title... begins!
Right off the bat, it is very apparent that things are not quite right, with The Engineer. If his entrance wasn't enough proof. His in-ring actions, continue to scream this in an undeniably, loud volume. Eyes, still fixated at the canvas, he remains standing perfectly still as Death approaches. With an occasional tremor passing through his body, from time to time. Death walks up to Engy and circles him, eyeing the man up and down as it does this. It's safe to assume that Death is unsure if this is an act, or the real deal. With a shrug of its shoulders, Death merely shakes its head and decides to make the first move.
Striking Engy in the head with a mean left hook, the punch connects and The Engineer does nothing. He just stares down at the canvas as an unsettling grin, spreads onto his face. So Death hits him in the head again. And again. And again. With not much change occurring, other than The Engineer's head being rocked around, from the repeated blows. Finally, when Death comes at Engy with an attempt at a forth blow, only then does The Engineer look up and block the punch.
The creepy grin, gone from his face, he stares straight at Death, with his eyes open extremely wide. Quickly responding, with a stiff shot to Death's head. The hit sends Death's head to the side and The Engineer follows this up, with a knee to the midsection. Death buckles forward and Engy comes down upon Death's back with a Double Axe Handle. Which causes Death to drop to the canvas. Where it is greeted with a Fist Drop to the back of the head!
The Engineer rises swiftly to his feet as Death remains; face down, on the canvas. Hurrying to the ropes, it looks as though Engy is about to attempt a Leg Drop. However, on his way back from the ropes, he trips and falls, flat on his face. There was nothing in front of him, obstructing his way and his boot laces were securely tied, so it is unclear what made Engy, trip and fall. Nonetheless, the man tripped and landed, flat on his face. Where he remains as Death regains its stance. Wasting no time, Death yanks The Engineer from the canvas and hits him with a Fireman's Carry Takedown! Dexter's body slams against the canvas! Hard! And the crowd screams in excitement! Despite their previous instructions. A downed Engy covers his ears as Death begins kicking him in the ribs. Oh the brutality! Death's kicks quickly turn into massive stomps to The Engineer's spine! Neck and head! Which only makes the audience even more crazy!
Dropping his hands, Dexter starts wildly waving his arms around as a way to defend himself. Fortune smiles on the madman, when his desperate attempts are rewarded with Death's leg. Grasping onto Death's leg, he holds on tight as he pulls the one-time reaper, down to the mat. Climbing onto Death, Engy begins punching it in the head with a rapid assortment of rights and lefts. Death is soon overtaken by this fevered attack! Barely able to raise its arms in an attempt to block the blows to its head, due to the rapid momentum of The Engineer's punches! The arena is once again filled with the shrieks and yells of the crowd!
However, in midst of Engy's savagery, Death somehow manages to grasp onto his arms. Ceasing their impact, Death separates them as it comes upward with a headbutt. Delivered head on and with immense intent, the headbutt busts Dexter's nose wide open!
The Engineer rolls to the side, covering his injured nose as Death pops to its feet. Pulling Engy, right along with it. Death sends The Engineer soaring off to the ropes and The Engineer bounces off of them and comes right back at Death, who takes him down with a Leaping Clothesline! Engy's body collides with the canvas and the audience bellows their approval. Though by this point, it's pretty clear they're just rooting for violence of any kind. The receiver isn't important, all that matters is that someone is getting hurt. Bad. Reaching down, Death pulls Engy to his feet, slapping him straight across the face so hard, the smack literally echoes through the whole arena. Death instantly follows this with a Choke Slam! And the crowd roars with happiness!
Engy squirms on the mat, while Death's hand never leaves his throat. In fact, it's joined by Death's other hand as it begins to choke The Engineer out on the canvas. Eyes bulging, The Engineer flails about as Death increases its grip. Causing Engy's face to go from red, to a very dynamic, shade of magenta.
Meanwhile Joachim is going nuts on the outside of the ring. He yells for the ref to do something. Anything. Yet, before the referee can make his way over to them, Engy's madcap, uncoordinated and utterly distraught movements, pay off once again. As he manages to strike Death, right in the nether regions! Death doubles over and Engy slowly gets to his feet. His hands immediately all over Death, he pulls the erstwhile soul gatherer close, kneeing Death several times in the ribs and kidneys while he clings onto Death, preventing the former collector of souls, from dropping.
The Engineer's fingers finding a home, jammed into Death's left eye socket, he rights Death, to a standing position. Then he throws Death off to the corner, with a Hip Toss. Running towards the opposite corner, he turns around and rushes back with a Spear. Death crumbles forward onto the canvas and Engy hurries to the ropes. Climbing them with ease, Engy mounts the turnbuckle and takes position. Attempting to deliver a Frog Splash, The Engineer stops mid-attempt and topples backwards as a very audible - "AHHH! Spider!", can be heard emitting loudly from him.
Engy, crashes outside of the ring and he immediately starts frantically clawing at himself, in an attempt to rid himself of the spider. Joachim's shoulders slump as his head dips and he trudges over to his father. Bending over, the boy with the heart of gold looks down at his father, with only concern. There's no spider. If proof is needed of this, a camera man zooms in on The Engineer, to make that even more apparent.
Annoyed, Joachim shoves the camera man off and gives him the finger. As this occurs, Death makes it to its feet and now mounts the same turnbuckle that Engy fell off, when he was attacked by the "spider". Squandering zero time, Death leaps from the turnbuckle. Soaring in the air, like a beautiful, cloak covered bird, Death descends upon the Engineer. Managing to catch both Engy and his son with a Frog Splash! Death delivered the move that Dexter failed to pull off! Spectacularly!
Joachim falls backwards and the Engineer surges on the outside mat, from the sheer impact of the move. Jumping to its feet, Death yanks the Engineer up and rolls him into the ring. Just as its about to enter the ring itself, Joachim attacks the ex-reaper from behind. Punching and slapping Death in the back of the head, the previous accumulator of spirits, turns around and grabs Joachim by the throat! Casting him straight down with a Choke Slam! Death returns to the ring.
Upon seeing Death manhandle Joachim Engy squeals in rage, “DON'T HURT MY BABY!” Even Death is caught somewhat off guard by the bizarre allegation, leaving Engy just enough of an opening to rush him with a series of closed fist punches. Death puts his guard up to ward them off, but Engy back him into the ropes and then grabs hold of his arm, irish whipping him to the opposite side. Engy goes for a big time haymaker on the rebound but Death is able to duck under it just in time, reach back and drop Engy with a neckbreaker. With obscene speed, Death kips up to his feet and drops a big time diving elbow drop on the champion. He grabs hold of Engy's face to get him vertical and wraps both of his hands arund his throat to drill him back down with a double handed choke bomb! He covers the champion!
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Death shakes his head and goes to grab hold of his adversary again, but Engy instead snatches his hand and bites down on his fingers! Death growls in pain and starts kicking at Engy, trying to get him off before finally managing to extricate the rabid champion!
On the outside, Joachim is slowly recovering but keeping his place outside the ring. He shouts words of encouragement to his father and starts trying to rally the crowd behind him as well, which leads to a successful “EN-GY! EN-GY EN-GY!” chant. Engy takes note of this and shouts “That's MY name!” only to get leveled by Death! Death boots Engy right in the skull as he tries to get up, and then waits on him, measuring him from the corner. Engy stumbles to his feet and Death explodes out of the corner, going for a massive spear on Engy! It connects! He goes for another cover!
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Death slams his fist down on the mat and grabs Engy up by the face again, but this time Engy is ready! He smiles devilishly and spits his patented black ichor in Death's eyes! Death has eyes again, right? Yes we will go with that! Clearly some got through the mask, or at least covered the eye holes well enough to prevent him from seeing, because Death stumbles backwards scrabbling at his mask. Engy scouts him now, drilling him with a nasty kick to the stomach followed by a sloppy exploder suplex! It wasn't pretty but it did the trick! Death backs up into a neutral corner, using the ropes to pull himself up with one hand while still trying to wipe the ichor off his mask or out of his eyes with the other. Engy doesn't relent though, in fact, he seems to be feeding off the cheers. He shoots a thumbs up at the crowd before launching himself at Death, splashing him in the corner before wrapping an arm around his head and dragging him back out with a bulldog! Now Engy goes for a cover!
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“FUCKER!” Engy yells as he mounts Death and just starts wailing away at him with vicious punches! Death tries to counter and eventually just has to settle for stabbing a thumb in Engy's eye. Engy yelps and falls off the challenger. Death, now seemingly able to see well enough again, boots Engy in the forehead as he tries to get up, and then runs to the ropes once, twice gaining steam before launching himself into the air like a nightmare revenant and bringing Engy straight down with a huge flying lariat! Engy hits the mat but falls out of the ring. Death follows him out, shooting what we assume is a menacing glare at Joachim as he does so. Death stalks Engy on the outside as the ref counts them down.
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Death grabs hold of Engy by the back of his shirt and rams him right into the steel ring steps! Engy howls as he crashes into them shoulder first!
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Death approaches Engy and drags him up by the arm, getting up and under him to ram him back first into the ring post, but Engy is able to stop his momentum and level Death with a big right hand. Death reels and Engy puts some distance between them, rubbing his sore shoulder. Death follows Engy around and when Engy sees him giving chase, he skitters under the ring!
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Death, not playing this game, instead waits on the outside, walking around the ring waiting for him to appear somewhere! But, as his attention is diverted.....ENGY SOMEHOW APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! He's using a huge kitchen knife to cut through the canvas! The ref doesn't even notice, his back is to it! Engy clambers out of the hole!
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Engy leaps to the top turnbuckle and takes flight! The ref finally sees this and looks absolutely baffled, he stops his count! Death notices the threat too late and takes the big time splash full on! Joachim laughs and shrugs at his father's inventive tactics. Death eats the splash hard, as the champ crashed right down on his skull! Both men lie there for a bit as the ref restarts the count becacuse Engy technically broke it.
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Engy is up first! He drags Death up by his ring gear and savegely throws him into the crowd control barricade! Then, he takes Death by the back of the heads and whips him into the ring post! Death smacks off of it pin wheeling to the ground!
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Joachim warns his father that he needs to take it back in the ring, and Engy shakes his head, grabs Death and dumps him back in under the bottom rope. The ref is just now taking stock of the hole Engy cut in the canvas as this occurs. Engy rolls in after Death, getting to his feet and bringing Death up as well. Engy boots Death in the gut and tries to pick him up powerbomb style....it could be the Delirium Tremens! Engy hefts him up.....BUT DEATH COUNTERS IT INTO A HURRICANRANA STYLE PIN!
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3....NO! ENGY EXPLODES OUT OF THE SURPRISE COVER! The fans react in shock at how close he came to losing his title! Joachim runs his hands through his hair, also breathing a sigh of relief!
Death stays on the attack, wrapping his hand around Engy's throat in a blatant choke after he gets up, trying to go for another choke slame, but Engy bats his arm away and HE GOES TO SPIT MORE ICHOR IN DEATH'S FACE! How much of that shit does he have! Death ducks just in time, but this gives Engy a chance to go on the attack, crashing more closed fist blows on his head before whipping him across the ring. Death doesn't see the hole in the ring and his leg gets trapped in it! Engy slingshots himself off the rope and lands a big time low drop kick on Death as he's trapped in the canvas! Death gets rocked by the shot, but still tries to claw his way free! Engy keeps up the assault, booting the challenger in the skull again and again and again! Finally, Death goes limp under the attack, and Engy, in an insane feat of strength, deadlifts Death out of the hole, turns, and DROPS HIM WITH THE DELIRIUM TREMENS!
HOOOOO LEEEEEE FUCK! Death's neck bends unnaturally as he hits!
Engy covers!
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3.....WHAT? NOOO! Death kicks out at the last fraction of a second! The crowd is shocked! Joachim is shocked! This guy must still be undead!
But Engy is livid! He drags Death back up again, hefts him up, and powerslams him back down! Engy then climbs to the top, pointing down at Death! HE'S GOING FOR THE “OH GOD HE HAD A LOT OF BLOOD IN HIM!” ENGY TAKES FLIGHT!
DEATH ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! BUT ENGY LANDS ON HIS FEET! Death rises up, recovering unnaturally fast! Engy is caught off guard, but goes for a wild punch! Death catches his arm, counters and HOLY SHIT HELL SENDER! HELL SENDER! Engy's skull just got drilled into the mat! Death covers!
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3...NO! ENGY KICKS OUT! ENGY KICKS OUT! They've both kicked out of each other's finishers! The crowd gasps! Death holds his head and you can just tell from his body language he is PISSED! Death covers again!
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2....ENGY KICKS OUT!
Death pulls Engy up, looking to finish him! But out of nowhere Engy reels back and headbutts Death! He then wraps him up in a double arm hold so he cant escape and headbutts him again and again and again! ENGY'S BUSTED HIMSELF OPEN! Joachim yells at him to stop, but he doesn't! Pieces of Death's mask start to rain down from under his hood, until the bottom half falls off completely, teasing us with his identity but not revealing enough! Engy then headbutts Death right in the teeth! Blood explodes out of Death's mouth! Engy falls backwards as crimson runs from his forehead! Death also falls back into the opposite corner, his mouth a garish sight! There's blood everywhere!
The fans launch into a chant of “HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!”
Engy did some serious damage to Death, but how much damage did he do to himself?! Joachim looks concerned, and he sits on the apron, trying to get his father's attention to assess the damage.
The two share a look at each other, a lock of concern plastered across the younger man’s face.
Engy crawls over to the ropes and using the ropes pulls himself up to his feet, his legs still a bit wobbly as he leans up against the ropes to help keep him upright.
Engy stumbles over to the corner and while staring down at a still fallen Death he gingerly pulls himself up to the top turnbuckle, struggling to maintain his balance once he gets there. Engy stands himself completely upright at Joachim stands up on the apron concerned still with a look of concern on his face.
Death starts to stir in the center of the ring, her eyes open just as Engy leaps off the top turnbuckle and just in time for both of Engy’s boots to connect with her head, a move that Engy affectionately refers to as “Fuck You, Eat Shit.”
Engy rolls atop Death and pins her as the ref slides into place.
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Winner and Still XWF Universal Champion - Engy