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Post by Vinnie Lane on May 14, 2018 5:44:54 GMT -8
Want to be get into that SWEET X-Treme Championship match at the upcoming Second Chance PPV but are kind of a pussy???
Yeah you are!
Since we don't currently have an active X Champion, let's do something a little different... if you can pin EITHER challenger for the X-Treme Title, Ghost Tank or Bearded War Pig, for SIX HOURS without them kicking out... YOU'RE IN THE MATCH TOO!
I'll say a maximum of two extra people can be added into the match, maing it anything from a one on one to a triple threat to a fatal god damn fourway!
LET'S GET SOME ACTIVITY!!!!
Since there are two targets, there can be two active pins at a time... one per competitor.
VINNIE LANE THEN DROPS GT ON HIS HEAD AND PINS HIM!
1!
2!
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Post by Money Oswald on May 14, 2018 6:00:42 GMT -8
Ghost Tank uses his retard strength to kick out so hard Vinnie gets tossed up off of him and into the stratosphere. He stands up, brushing himself off, pulls up one of this mini-trampolines and begins to bounce, waiting for Vinnie to fall. He sees him as a speck, and closer and closer, so he waits...
and he waits...
and he waaaaaiiiiits...
And just as Vinnie is about to touch the ground, Ghost Tank SPEARS him and they go sliding across the ground, on top of Vinnie's back for about 3 feet, before coming to a stop. Ghost Tank stands up, rolls his shoulders forward and begins to walk away
You'd have an easier time pinning Pig.
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Post by calypsonation on May 15, 2018 9:15:12 GMT -8
You suck so much.
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Post by calypsonation on May 15, 2018 9:20:40 GMT -8
Calypso provides yall with one of the finest moonwalk displays that YOU yourself could ever kick together inside your little head and just happens to back into a certain Bearded WAR PIG.
"Ah! Pardon et moi!"
Calypso says so, IN FRENCH, before delivering a CALYPSONATOR heard around the world in broad daylight to one of the Xtreme Championship challengers, Bearded War Pig, himself!! Bah Gahd! Bah Gahd! What has he done! Calypso goes for the pin bah gahd!!!!
UNO!!
DOS!!!!
TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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BWP
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Post by BWP on May 15, 2018 13:26:38 GMT -8
"What in the French duck did you just say? Hope you brought the famous French white flag you stupid fucking fuck!"
BWP GRABS CALYPSO BY THE BALLS AND THROST BEFORE BENCH PRESSING HIM LIKE THE SACK OF SHIT THE FRENCH SPEAKING FUCKFACE IS. PIG THEN THROWS THE PATHETIC FUCK OFF OF HIM BEFORE LEAPING TO HIS FEET LIKE THE MOTHER FUCKING ROCK. PIG THEN DELIVERS HIS MODIFIED SUCK IT ARM SIGNAL BEFORE STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN CALYPSOS ASS! PIG THEN HAWKS A LOOGEY THE SIZE OF TEXAS IN THE FRENCH POODLE FUCKERS FACE BEFORE STORMING OFF LOOKING FOR A BEER OR WHISKEY.
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Post by calypsonation on May 15, 2018 16:52:39 GMT -8
"What in the French duck did you just say? Hope you brought the famous French white flag you stupid fucking fuck!" BWP GRABS CALYPSO BY THE BALLS AND THROST BEFORE BENCH PRESSING HIM LIKE THE SACK OF SHIT THE FRENCH SPEAKING FUCKFACE IS. PIG THEN THROWS THE PATHETIC FUCK OFF OF HIM BEFORE LEAPING TO HIS FEET LIKE THE MOTHER FUCKING ROCK. PIG THEN DELIVERS HIS MODIFIED SUCK IT ARM SIGNAL BEFORE STOMPING A MUD HOLE IN CALYPSOS ASS! PIG THEN HAWKS A LOOGEY THE SIZE OF TEXAS IN THE FRENCH POODLE FUCKERS FACE BEFORE STORMING OFF LOOKING FOR A BEER OR WHISKEY. You would be a horrible XWF X-treme Champion, Piggy! You never kicked out! And I'm not really French, I just felt a little French earlier. See you at Second Chance! And just a heads-up, I have Ghost Tank's number, too! #calypsodefeatedghosttankinameathookmatchbackin2014inhisdebut
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BWP
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Post by BWP on May 16, 2018 9:59:20 GMT -8
"No I didn't. I just crushed your little raisins and throat and threw you off my body!"
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