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Post by Bilbo Blumpkinz on Oct 19, 2018 6:16:45 GMT -8
Bilbo Blumpkins rolls into the Panda Express where Donovan is eating his General Tso's without napkins like some kind of asshole. He sees Mini Morbid being escorted off of the premises by mall security but ignores the commotion as he continues to head straight for the X-Treme Champion.
"Hey faggot."
Donovan looks up, because anytime anyone says 'hey faggot' he knows they are talking to him. Bilbo slaps the piece of delicious chicken out of Blackwater's mouth and it lands right on the fuzzy blanket Bilbo has over his cripple legs. Bilbo grabs the salive drenched, fuzz covered General Tso's and devours it happily. He then whips the blanket off of his lower body to reveal himself to be completely nude as well as fully erect due to the entire bottle of Cialis he downed on the way up the handicapable elevator from the Hot Topic downstairs.
"SURPRISE CHAMP! It's time to show you for the gay you are!"
Bilbo flies from his chair and wraps his arms and legs around Donova's head, humping furiously at his mouth in order to fill his esophagus with semen, which would prove once and for all that Donovan enjoys gay sex. Blackwater falls backward onto the floor and is pinned as well as gay, and by acknowledging one he would definitely be admitting to the other FYI.
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Post by The Brothers Blackwater on Oct 19, 2018 12:12:00 GMT -8
Luckily, Donovan was quick to act, twisting his head away from the thrusting action of Bilbo's scab covered wang. He saved himself from receiving a dick injection to the mouth. Although, while Bilbo's exposed cock never actually made a connection with the inside Donovan's mouth, he was still unfortunate enough to experience the sight of it up close. As the velocity and power backing Bilbo's trajectory was still enough to knock Donovan, to the floor. Fucking disgusting. Like the poster for an STD clinic. Up close and personal. Donovan sends Bilbo flying off of him with a force wave, that sees the wretched creature soaring over several tables, before landing in a rubbish bin. Ironically filled with General Tso's chicken. Rising to his feet, Donovan straightens his suit and dusts himself off.
"Fucking heathens."
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