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Post by Bilbo Blumpkinz on Oct 19, 2018 6:47:27 GMT -8
"I hereby declare myself the Federweight Champion. Why? Because no one even knows who it is and it's usually Calypso anyway. Calypso is a limp dick bitch. Calypso loves little boys and spends all his time jerking it into a pair of junior sized Spiderman underoos. He prays to Jesus Christ every night to wake up as hetero and handsome as me, but he can't because he likes dick. I don't like dick. I prove that every day by taking one into my mouth, sucking it to full completion, and never once enjoying it. Calypso would be hard the entire time, whereas I never get past a semi unless I take a few Viagra first which I do all the time anyway but for medical reasons that I won't divulge because of HIPAA. Calypso loves dick. I don't at all. I'm all about vagina. Hey Gator. Sup. Let's see that dick. I bet I won't even get slightly hard. Why? Because I'm fucking straight. Boom."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2018 7:09:05 GMT -8
Winner and NEW FEDERWEIGHT CHAMP: Bilbo Blumpkinz
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