Wednesday Night Warfare 10-24-18
Oct 25, 2018 4:24:19 GMT -8
Griffin MacAlister, Kid Kool, and 3 more like this
Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2018 4:24:19 GMT -8
LIVE FROM QUITO, ECUADOR!
WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE FOR OCTOBER 24TH, 2018!
JESSALYN HART
-VS-
MORBID ANGEL
Bra and Panties Match!
Morbid will wear his favorite lingerie under his wrestling gear.
Winner strips the opponent to their undergarments!
GRIFFIN MACALISTER
-VS-
PETER F'N GILLMOUR
X-TREME RULES!
BOMBSHELL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH?
NYX NEPHTHYS
-VS-
GATOR
King of the Road Match!
Match takes place in the bed of a semi as it travels down the highway.
Winner is the one who climbs onto the cab and pulls the truck's horn.
JESSALYN HART VS βTHE COLLECTOR OF COCKS, THE GRAND POOBAH OF PENIS, THE HOARDER OF HANGDOWNS β MORBID ANGEL
The words NEVER...BE...SILENT!!! appear on the screen as the song starts. Lights go out Stobe lights at the top of the ramp illuminate the silhouette of Jessalyn. The lights come on to her facing the ring. She runs down the ramp, slides into the ring. Climbs the turnbuckle with arms stretched out.
As Jessalyn drops back down to the mat Morbid Angel comes from behind without warning sending Jessalyn to the mat with a clothesline beginning the match.
Jessalyn doesn't let the attack keep her down long before getting up to her feet and kneeing Morbid in the gut then sending his head into the mat with a snap DDT. Jessalyn is quick to try to take off Morbid's top but fails as he shoves her off and manages to get back to his feet. Jessalyn regains her footing just in time to begin High kicks to the head and body of Morbid. Morbid stumbles back into the corner of the ring and Jessalyn attempts a clothesline but Morbid moves just in time causing Jessalyn to connect with nothing but air. She turns around into a dropkick by Morbid sending her down to the mat. Morbid goes to remove her shirt but only manages to rip it enough for the top of Jessalyn's bra to show before Jessalyn rolls Morbid up and starts to tug at his pants.
Morbid breaks free and uses the ropes to pull himself up just to be sent back down to the mat with a Shining Wizard by Jessalyn who was already to her feet. She pulls Morbid up and flings him into the corner of the ring before delivering a dropkick to the chest of Morbid. Morbid slumps down in the corner of the ring as Jessalyn gets up to her feet. She goes to Morbid and begins sending boot after boot to the face of Morbid before being forced to stop by the referee. Jessalyn yells at Morbid to get up and as he does she goes for another boot to the face but Morbid catches her foot. Just as he gets to his feet he is hit with an Enziguri by Jessalyn sending him down to the mat. Jessalyn goes to pull off Morbid's shirt and manages to get it off revealing a lacey black trainer bra!
Jessalyn took Morbid's shirt off!
Jessalyn is seen holding Morbid's shirt in her hand with a disgusted look on her face. The camera pans over to reveal Morbid playing with his own nipples through the bra! Jessalyn tosses the shirt out of the ring before attempting a dropkick but just barely misses. Morbid takes this opportunity to set up for a spear and delivers it to the midsection of Jessalyn causing her to hit the mat. Instead of attempting to remove Jessalyn's top Morbid climbs the ropes and delivers an elbow to the chest of Jessalyn from the top rope. Jessalyn rolls over holding her chest and trying to cover her chest that is now more exposed thanks to the rip.
Morbid pulls Jessalyn up to her feet but instead of taking more of his assault Jessalyn sends an elbow into Morbid's gut following it with a hit to the head. Jessalyn is finally to her feet and sending stiff punches to the top of Morbid's head. However, it doesn't last long as Morbid spears her down to the mat once again and starts delivering punch after punch to her head. Morbid stands back up, picks up Jessalyn, and attempts to lift her onto his shoulders but before he can deliver a move Jessalyn lays him out on the mat with a Hurricanrana. As Morbid lays on the Mat Jessalyn walks over and begins to tug at Morbid's pants but before she can pull them off Morbid trips her up causing her to fall on top of him. Morbid manages to rip the shirt off Jessalyn causing her to roll over and cover her bright red bra.
Morbid ripped Jessalyn's shirt off!
Morbid busts out in laughter before gripping his man titties then pointing at Jessalyn mouthing the words "Mine are bigger." Jessalyn looks down at her bra, unamused by Morbid's joke, and stands up to her feet. She darts for Morbid but he moves out of the way just in time causing Jessalyn to ram herself into the corner of the ring. Morbid pulls her out of the corner just to receive a knee to the gut followed by Ushigoroshi. Morbid holds his back as Jessalyn wastes no time pulling his pants off to reveal a see-through black thong exposing not only his hairy ass but also all the junk in the front.
Winner: Jessalyn Hart
PETER GILMOUR VS GRIFFIN MCALISTER
The bell rings and the Xtreme Rules match is underway! Peter and Griff have a heated history and this match can only add more fuel to that fire!
They come out of the gate hot with a quick series of punches and chops, which eventually ends up with Griffin backed into a corner. Peter lands chop after chop across the chest of his opponent accompanied by the typical "Whoo!" that follows.
Peter pulls Griffin out of the corner and Irish whips him across the ring, but Griff reverses! Peter's back slams against the opposite turnbuckle and he stumbles out towards the center of the ring right into a thick clothesline that plants him on his back. Griffin lifts his leg and stomps hard on Pete's midsection, which causes Pete to coil up in pain and roll out of the ring under the bottom rope.
Griffin follows Pete and steps outside to the apron. He measures up Gilly who is still gathering himself on the outside and drops a tall elbow! Gilly rolls around in pain as Griffin now looks under the ring to take this match to the XTREME!
Peter begins pulling himself up on the barricade as Griffin pulls out a kendo stick! He faces Gilly, winds it back over his head, and cracks Peter over the top of the head! The kendo stick snaps in two after being bent over Gilly's skull! Griff tosses the stick down and grabs Gilly by the head and tosses him into the ring steps! They bounce around enough to send the top set of steps toppling over! Gilly lays to his side in agony as he tries reaching around to his own back. Griff keeps the pressure on by not wasting any time and lifting Gilly to his feet. Griff lifts Peter up and body slams him down on the bottom steps! Griff walks over to the announcer's table, grabs a steel chair nearby, and folds it up. He makes his way over to Gilly, who is still sprawled out over the steps. Griff makes it over and winds up.....
GILLY COUNTERS!
When Griff lifted the chair, GIlly attacked with a kick to the stomach! Griff dropped the chair and staggered back, Gilly finds a second wind and launches off of the ring step and shoulder blocks Griff to his back! Gilly keeps the momentum and picks up the chair! As Griff makes his way to this feet, Pete cracks him across the flat of his back!
AGAIN!
AND AGAIN!
AND AGAIN!
GIlly tosses the chair aside and throws Griff under the bottom rope! He goes for a cover!!
ONE!
TWO!
Griffin kicks out!
Gilly picks up Griff and throws him into the corner. Gilly runs over, leaps, and nails him with a big splash! Gilly hops to the outside and slides a table in under the bottom rope and climbs back in. Griff is still sitting in the corner after the splash. Meanwhile, Gilly sets up the table near the center of the ring. GIlly lifts Griff to the top and is looking to send him through the table! Griff lands a couple of strikes and manages to knock Gilly off the turnbuckle! Griffin jumps down and strikes Peter in the face with an axe handle! Pete spins around and leans into the table. Griff grabs Pete and throws him onto it! He steps back up to the middle rope and measures up Gilly on the table! He takes one more step up to the top and dives off!!
Griff lands an elbow drop through the table and pulls Gilly's leg for the cover!
ONE!
TWO!!
GILLY KICKS OUT!!!
Griff slides outside the ring again and grabs another chair. He quickly slides back in and looks to go to work on Peter with the object. He approaches his downed opponenet, but Gilly had enough left to take a broken half of the table and throw it at Griff's face before he swung the chair. Gilly jumps up to his feet and ........
GILLY CUTTER!!!!
NO!!
BLOCKED!!
Griff pushes Gilly off, dodging the Gilly Cutter..... Pete runs across the ring and bounces off the ropes.... On his way back Griff has the chair again and bends it over Pete's head! Another big blow to Peter's melon has left him on his back once again and out cold! Griff lifts Peter up and throws him into the corner. He grabs the broken chair and what was left of the table both men went through a short time ago. He piles all of the garbage together then lifts Peter to the top rope. He maneuvers around to position Gilly for a powerbomb...... He lifts Peter up..... and tosses him as he leaps POWERBOMBING GILLY INTO THE CHAIR AND TABLE REMAINS!! Pete bounces all over the ring like a fish out of water, along with blood spraying all over the ring.... GILLY'S BEEN IMPALED! A broken piece of wood from the table is shoved into Peter's thigh and he's bleeding profusely all over the mat. Griff grabs Gilly and rolls him up in the middle of the ring....
ONE!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!!!!
Winner - Griffin McAlister
MAIN EVENT
NYX NEPHTHYS (c) VS GATOR
XWF BOMBSHELL CHAMPIONSHIP
The following match is set for one....uhhhh....bell ring? And it is for the BOMBSHELL CHAMPIONSHIP!
The shot cuts to an overhead view from an XWF helicopter as the champion Nyx and challenger Gator are filing onto the back of the truck! The back of the semi-is surrounded by a cage, and in homage to the very first epic KING OF THE ROAD match, the back is also full of hay bales. Atop the cab is a bell that the winner must ring to win the contest.
Flares burn bright in the road as the truck rests by the side of the road for the participants to come aboard and the match to begin!
But wait...what's this? Just as the driver rounds the cab to get in the driver's seat, a hooded figure sucker punches him and clambers into the cab! The official at the rear of the truck, oblivious to this, locks the cage behind Gator and Nyx and hops down. The overhead camera closes in on the man who's now sitting in the driver's seat.
OH FUCK, IT'S ENGY!
Engy pulls down on the big horn and calls out βTOOT TOOT BITCHES!β as he guns it away from the side of the road! Gator and Nyx both looked alarmed upon hearing his voice, and Nyx goes to protest to the official but they pull away too quickly. Both participants are thrown off their feet and into the hay bales! Engy immediately pulls out a Hall and Oates cassette and tries to jam it into the radio, but to no avail because well, radios don't got that shit anymore. So he just angrily tosses it out the window and punches the gas to....LUDICROUS SPEED!
Gator is the first to his feet, pulling himself up on the wire mesh cage as he struggles to a vertical position. Nyx gets up soon after, and is actually the first to throw a punch! Gator blocks it and tosses Nyx into the cage face first! Nyx stumbles ass over tea kettle over a hay bale and Gator tries to make his way towards the front, but is thwarted by Engy suddenly shifting lanes.
THIS BUS CANNOT GO UNDER 60 MILES PER HOUR! Engy calls out to the back, swerving lanes again to avoid a squirrel and almost causing the whole thing to tip the fuck over!
Gator cups his hands over his mouth, IT WAS 50 NUMBNUTS! But he's quickly interrupted by Nyx wrapping him up from behind and pulling him back into a german suplex! Gator's head bounces off the cage and Nyx jumps right on top of him, pepping him with strikes until she rises up, trying desperately to steady herself on the cage as she reaches into a pocket in her gear and pulls out a tiny pouch. Dipping her fingers into the pouch, she whispers an incantation and blows the dust she pulls out at Gator. The dust turns into a swarm of bats in mid air that attack the challenger!
Gator starts waving his arms furiously, trying to ward off the attacking flying rodents. Smiling, Nyx proceeds towards the bell, getting closer, and closer, until Engy shifts lanes again causing her to fall backwards! Nyx utters a curse, staring daggers at the cab and it's impromptu driver!
Meanwhile, Engy takes a moment to flip off the helicopter, but in so doing becomes distracted to the point that he almost runs himself off the road. He twists the wheel back, nearly overcorrecting into an oncoming pickup truck! Jesus, wasn't this street supposed to be closed?!
Nyx, seeing this disaster incoming, gasps and calls out another quick spell that causes the oncoming truck to dissolve into a cloud of glitter. The driver was possibly murdered but oh well....look, everything's sparkly now! Engy screams in the cab as he fumbles for the controls to the windshield wipers to get all the glitter off!
Gator, who has by now dealt with the bats, is up and looking awfully pretty to boot. He jumps off one of the hay bales and lands a sick dropkick to Nyx's face! Gator then picks her up and spine busters her down onto the wooden bed of the truck! Nyx gasps in pain as Gator steps over her headed for the bell, but Nyx grabs his foot just in time, pulling him back down and climbing over him towards the cab herself. Gator then grabs her and starts punching and kicking at her as Engy picks up the speed again, having dislodged all the glitter.
Nyx seems to uttering another spell, which Gator again interrupts with a quick punch to her face. Nyx responds by spitting some blood on his mask and kneeing him in the midsection, followed by a sit out face plant to the wooden floor. Nyx rolls a hay bale over onto Gator's head before making another go at ringing the bell. But she struggles to find footing and slips in some stray hay. This gives Gator just enough time to toss off the hay bale and get up to come back at Nyx, but then he too is thrown off his feet by an errant swerve from Engy!
Both competitors find their way to their feet and converge once more in the middle of the bed, trading furious blows. Nyx lands a thumb to Gator's eye and starts pushing him back towards the rear of the bed. With another quick incantation, she magically gets the cell door to unlock itself and throw itself open! Both competitors get dangerously close to the open door. Gator gulps upon seeing it and ducks under a blow from Nyx. Nyx's momentum almost takes her out the door but she holds into the door as it swings wildly over the pavement! HOLY SHIT!
Gator, bracing himself on the cage, kicks out at Nyx, trying to dislodge her from the door. Nyx cries out as she struggles to hold on! Engy swerves again then, causing Gator to fall backwards and the door to bang shut, which causes Nyx to lose her grip on the door by one hand! She's teetering on the bring oblivion and desperately needs to find her way back in. Driving back her fear, she regrips with her free hand and crawls to the top of the cage! INSANE! Engy blows the horn again when he sees this in his rear view, tossing her a thumbs up in support of her utter recklessness! Nyx crawls to the middle of the top of the cage as Gator gets to his feet. Unfortunately for Nyx, the bell is still inside the cage, and noting this, Gator smiles inside his mask and makes a run for the bell! But Nyx closes her eyes and makes another arcane utterance, causing her and the piece of cage she's sitting in to drop free and she lands on top of Gator!
They both start to batter each other in a completely uncivil and haphazard fashion, trying to gain an advantage and get to that bell! This goes on for a moment until both of their attention's are drawn to someone laughing and clapping.
Engy is now sitting on a hay bale at the back of the cab, watching them fight.
Good shit guys.
They look at him uncomprehendingly.
Don't worry, Taco is driving.
The overhead camera zooms in on the cab, where Taco the Pig is presently squealing and shitting in terror in the front seat.
Gator and Nyx both start screaming too. Engy starts screaming, just to join in. The truck starts to veer wildly off the road. And, with one last desperate attempt, Nyx squeezes her eyes closed and screams STOOOOOOOOP!
And the whole world stops. The truck stops. Engy's mid scream. There is a turd halfway out of Taco's ass. Time itself has ground to a halt. Nyx looks around, smiles, and then laughs! She turns towards the bell, striding towards it with ease, victory well within her grasp.
That is, until Gator spins her around and belts her in the face! Nyx, shocked, looks up at him and sputters, B-BUT HOW?!
PASSED MY WILL SAVE, BITCH!
Gator goes to stomp down hard on Nyx's skull until blood starts coming out of her eyes and ears and mouth and nose...
HEADS SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES KNEES AND TOES!!
Gator laughs at himself for a few seconds before climbing into the bed of the truck and honking the horn like a horny truck driver desperate to see a pair of plump, perky tits!!
The truck comes to a halt, Gator steps off and the referee holds his hand high and hands him the belt. The announcer begins to say
WINNER AND NEW!
But Gator hushes his lips, he calls Todd over and hands him the championship and raises his hand. The announcer looks around confused and continues.
WINNER GATOR AND NEW BOMBSHELL CHAMPION... TODD!
Todd sweats nervously as Warfare goes off the air.