Wednesday Night Warfare - 12/5/18
Dec 6, 2018 9:07:00 GMT -8
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Post by SBW - Smoking Bob Williams on Dec 6, 2018 9:07:00 GMT -8
XWF TOUR OF AUSTRALASIA CONTINUES
LIVE FROM AUSTRALIA’S CAPITAL CITY
CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA
WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE
5TH DECEMBER 2018
As Wednesday Night Warfare begins, all XWF Wrestlers, and General Managers, as well as boss Loverboy Vinnie Lane, are seen standing on the ramp way. Mastermind walks forwards and is given a microphone.
"Because it just so happened to be during our match, I was given the responsibility to start tonight off. So let's do this. In respect of Morbid Angel, an absolute legend in my eyes, I hope that you are at peace. Rest In Peace. Ladies and gentlemen please stand and bow your heads as we ring the bells of the fallen wrestlers."
"Thank you, and once again, Morbid Angel - Rest In Peace."
The XWF goes to commercials.
MATCH #1:
Robbie Bourbon
Vs
Rocket
Vs
Tommy Wish
Falls Count Anywhere
LIVE FROM AUSTRALIA’S CAPITAL CITY
CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA
WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE
5TH DECEMBER 2018
As Wednesday Night Warfare begins, all XWF Wrestlers, and General Managers, as well as boss Loverboy Vinnie Lane, are seen standing on the ramp way. Mastermind walks forwards and is given a microphone.
"Because it just so happened to be during our match, I was given the responsibility to start tonight off. So let's do this. In respect of Morbid Angel, an absolute legend in my eyes, I hope that you are at peace. Rest In Peace. Ladies and gentlemen please stand and bow your heads as we ring the bells of the fallen wrestlers."
"Thank you, and once again, Morbid Angel - Rest In Peace."
The XWF goes to commercials.
MATCH #1:
Robbie Bourbon
Vs
Rocket
Vs
Tommy Wish
Falls Count Anywhere
"Do you bleed? You will."
The opening sample from Get In The Van plays as the lights slowly strobe at 2 second intervals. The XTron displays static, which slowly gives way to the word "MOTHERFUCKER" and the crowd starts to go ballistic. Slowly walking out onto the entrance ramp is Robbie Bourbon. He stops, surveys the whole of the arena, raises his fists at 45 degree angles, and continues his deliberate plod towards the ring. Robbie climbs the steps, then climbs the nearest ring post half way and raises his fists at 45 degree angles. The lights go back to normal and the music stops. The XWF Universe in attendance, becoming hooligans, all chant in unison:
*FUCK 'EM UP, ROBBIE, FUCK 'EM UP!*FUCK 'EM UP, ROBBIE, FUCK 'EM UP!*WEDNESDAY NIGHT WRECKER, FUCK 'EM UP!"
Hard Times by Paramore hits and Rocket swings in on a rope like a goddamn pirate from high in the rafters, she gives a gleeful wave to the audience and lands perfectly in the ring like a gymnast.
Robbie Bourbon and Rocket are facing each other in the ring, but where is Tommy Wish? Just then Wish falls from the ceiling and splats onto the mat with great force. Somewhere Jim Ross gets really sincere. Robbie and Rocket look at the unmoving Tommy who was probably up there to take a peek at Rocket's feet. The two glare down at him and look to each other and rush towards one another, Robbie shoves Rocket away back into the corner and goes to cover Wish, the ref starts the count.
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Broken up by Rocket! Robbie snaps his fingers dismissively and says to himself "Drats, foiled again." His train of thought is broken by a dropkick to Bourbon's face! Bourbon falls to his back and rolls into a crouch, facing Rocket. Rockets sprints towards a waiting Robbie, she leaps over Wish's limp body and rushes Bourbon, Robbie goes to strike but just mere inches away Rocket lets out a bright spark from her hand and blinds Bourbon. Robbie covers his eyes, Rocket slides on the mat and slides through Robbie's legs. Rocket stands up behind the blinded Bourbon and grabs Robbie from behind in an attempt to suplex him but the sheer mass of Robbie Bourbon is too much and the pair clatter against the ropes and fall out of the ring with a thud.
The pair, both dazed one from head trauma the other from the other from being blinded, get to their feet around the same time. Robbie shakes the sparks from his eyes and turns to Rocket, he goes for a strike but it's gracefully dodged and Rocket grabs Bourbon's head, smashing it against the apron. But Robbie no sells that shit because fuck you, and he turns Rocket and meets her with a short arm clothesline. Robbie picks up Rocket and throws her into the barricade, the wall shudders and Rocket collapses. Robbie looks under the ring and starts collecting everything he can, he pulls out a BBQ, a glass table and a pack of frozen shrimp... All of Australia nod, knowing this is what you should keep under the wrestling ring. Robbie pours the shrimp onto the barbie and turns it on, he takes a spatula and begins to fry the seafood. Rocket gets up and looks to Robbie who is trying to tie a 'kiss the cook' apron around his rotund frame.
Rocket takes advantage and throws a spark next to Bourbon's ear, Robbie turns and looks to a sprinting Rocket and gets taken down by a mighty Spear! Bourbon crashes against the BBQ and panics in agony as the hot coals and frying shrimp burn his body. Rocket doesn't go for the pin, instead focusing her energy and making the coals pop in bursts of light and energy one by one; she even seems impressed that she can do this. Rocket flops like a fish out of water to the fireworks banging off all around him, tiny fragments of burning hot coal hitting him.
Dazed and blinded in the smoking rubble Robbie struggles up to his feet, his hand outstretched looking for something to help him to his feet. He finds something but unfortunately, it's Rocket's leg! Rocket gives a quick kick to Bourbon's face and quickly steps back and hits STFU! The mighty kick hits Bourbon square in the jaw. Rockets goes for the pin!
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Thr-NO! Broken up by Tommy Wish? But not on purpose, his body just fell on top of the pin, he's still pretty out of it. Rocket looks frustrated and moves Tommy away from her she goes for the pin again on Robbie but Bourbon shoves her away and wobbles to his feet, his eyes firmly closed he grabs a hold of the barricade, he presses his finger to his lips looking around and the rowdy crowd slowly goes silent. Rocket burns red and rushes Bourbon, Robbie's ears prick as he hears Rocket run through the ashes on the floor and he lunges forward with a blind forearm, knocking the wind out of Rocket's sails! Rocket stumbles back and Bourbon grabs in front of him and lifts her.
ROBBIEBOMB THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!
Rocket lays in the shattered glass, shards sticking from her. The blind Robbie lifts his arms to the cheering crowd and goes on all fours, searching for the body of Rocket, he pats his hands on the floor slowly crawling through the ash and glass and finally finds the body of Tommy Wish! He goes for the pin!
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Rocket glances over at Bourbon from the table as the ref raises his arm, Bourbon doesn't know who it is so Robbiebombs them against the apron. He stumbles back, blinking slowly and slowly regains his vision and looks at the carnage he's caused. He seems pleased with himself.
WINNER - ROBBIE BOURBON
MATCH #2:
Michael McBride
Vs
Jessalyn Hart
X-Treme Rules
"Wolf Blood" By Adrian Von Ziegler plays throughout the arena. Michael McBride steps out from the back before standing in front of the pyro that goes off behind him. As he makes his way down the ramp he throws his arms up to hype up the crowd before entering the ring through the middle rope. Instead of climbing up to the top rope he walks over to Peter without taking his eyes off the current Tag Team champions. The two talk as Wolf Blood" By Adrian Von Ziegler fades out.
The words NEVER...BE...SILENT!!! appears on the screen as "Confrontation" By Otep begins to play. The lights go out and are replaced with strobe lights at the top of the ramp illuminate the silhouette of Jessalyn Hart. The lights come on to her facing the ring. She makes her way down the ramp, before sliding into the ring before climbing the turnbuckle with her arms in the air.
The referee calls for the bell with weapons on the outside of the ring. Michael and Jessalyn walk towards each other in the ring, and get to meet one another in the center of the ring, and both start trash talking one another. Suddenly Jessalyn slaps Michael on the right side of the face. He reacts by smiling and feeling that side of the face with his hand. Then she slaps him on his left side, and he smiles again while feeling the left side of the face with his hand. Suddenly she goes to attack him with her knee, but he anticipates the move, and blocks it.
He then head butts her and Jesslayn stumbles backwards. Michael follows up with a big boot, and Jessalyn hits the canvas hard. Michael looks down at her and starts laughing. He then walks over to the side of the ring, and rolls out, and picks up a steel chair. He rolls back in.
He gets up but is met with an Enziguri from Jessalyn as she managed to recover quickly while Michael was out of the ring. This time Michael goes down. He drops the chair. Jessalyn mounts Michael and starts attacking him with several fists to the face, before getting off and grabbing the steel chair. She lifts it up, only for Michael to swing his feet around and bring hers out from underneath her and she collapses to the canvas hard, letting go of the chair.
Michael gets to his feet, grabs the chair, and delivers several shots to Jessalyn who screams out in pain, even though she tries her best to keep the screaming to a minimum. Once done Michael throws the now damaged chair across the ring, and tries to go for a quick cover.
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Kickout.
Not that easy. Nor should it be. Michael gets up and walks to the other side of the ring, and gets out, and picks up what looks to be a barbed wire bat. He's not going to treat Jessalyn any different. He rolls back into the ring, and gets up. Suddenly the chair that he discarded just mere seconds ago comes flying at him, and it hits him in his face. He stumbles backwards into the ropes, and some how, Jessalyn follows up with a running drop kick, that sends Michael out over the ropes and crashing down onto the floor outside of the ring.
Jessalyn quickly rolls out of the ring, and picks up a base ball bat. Michael gets to his knees but Jessalyn hits him a few times with the bat, and Michael drops to the floor. Jesslyn hits him again just for kicks. She rolls him over and pins him.
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Kickout.
McBride manages to kickout of that. Amazing.
Jessalyn gets to her feet, grabs McBride and sends him into the ring, she follows him in. Somehow with all his strength he gets to his feet, and starts running to the other side of the ring, he hits the ropes, rebounds, and Jesslayn comes flying at him. He jumps over her, and she stops, and as he lands beside her, he is the quickest to react, and manages to take Jesslayn down with an armbar take down. But she doesn't stay grounded for very long, and he doesn't keep his grip on her.
McBride stands up and confronts Jesslayn, Jessalyn sends a punch his way, and some how just the tiniest of connections sends McBride stumbling backwards, but the cameras reveal that Jessalyn has some brass knuckles stuck to her fingers. Jesslayn follows up with a high kick to the body and then to the head of McBride, and this time he goes down. Jessalyn goes for the cover.
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Kick out.
McBride kicks out again.
Jessalyn gets up with a smile on her face. She knows what she has to do to put McBride away. But he has other ideas. He tries quickly rolling out of the ring.
Jessalyn follows him out of the ring, and McBride is now down beside the ring apron. She walks towards him, and he rolls onto his back holding a spear gun. Her smile fades, but comes back quickly when he tries to fire it, it doesn't work. She quickly mounts him again and throws the gun away, before hitting him several times again with the brass knuckles. It takes a few more minutes before McBride stops struggling.
Jessalyn gets up, grabs McBride and sends him back into the ring. She follows him back in, and sets McBride up for her C.F.S (Crazy Flippy Shit) finishing move, and snaps it. She then goes for the pin.
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WINNER: JESSALYN HART
MATCH #3:
The Miz
Vs
Gator
The loser leaves Canberra via Medieval Trebuchet
'I came to play' breaks out over the Arena's sound system and from back stage The Miz walks out, and poses. He then walks calmly down the ramp to the ring and gets inside and waits.
'#ImSippingTeaInYoHood' by XXXTentacion
hits the Arena's sound system The lights go dark as the intro to #ImSippingTeaInYoHood plays when the bass kicks in the lights go on revealing Gator at the top of the ramp sitting in a lawn chair sipping on tea from a fine china cup. He looks to the ring and springs up hurling the cup and coaster and begins to bounce down to the ring bopping his head, high fiving and taking selfies with fans along the way. He slides into the ring and relaxes in the corner. Waiting for the match to start.
'#ImSippingTeaInYoHood' by XXXTentacion
hits the Arena's sound system The lights go dark as the intro to #ImSippingTeaInYoHood plays when the bass kicks in the lights go on revealing Gator at the top of the ramp sitting in a lawn chair sipping on tea from a fine china cup. He looks to the ring and springs up hurling the cup and coaster and begins to bounce down to the ring bopping his head, high fiving and taking selfies with fans along the way. He slides into the ring and relaxes in the corner. Waiting for the match to start.
The referee for this match is a Mr. Malachi Pleasant.
And yes, he is quite the drunk, the XWF should have fired him years ago.
With both participants ready and awaiting the fight, the ref signals for the bell and this match... BEGINS!
Gator comes in strong right off the bat with a mean left hook that sends Miz's head snapping to the side. Which he then follows up with two repeated shots to the kidney, driving Miz down to one knee. But Miz is swift to comeback, twisting about, with a Leg Sweep that puts #yaiboi straight on the canvas. The Miz then mounts Gator and begins delivering a series of brutal blows, directly to the man's face. Over and over again, a series of right and left punches in rapid succession as Gator struggles to regain control of this situation, whilst paying no actual mind to the blows that he's taking like a champ. A clear sign that this might be something that he's used to and maybe had happen before, quite possibly in a street brawl or a fight in the local pub.
Suddenly with a surge of straight fire, Gator reaches up and grabs both of the Miz's arms, separating them before he rises up with a Headbutt! This causes the Miz to topple backwards, his hands flying to his face as Gator pops back up to his feet. Sauntering over to the Miz, Gator spits a mouthful of blood directly on the canvas and yanks the Miz to his feet by his hair. Sending several knee strikes to Miz's ribs, he then puts him down with a Powerbomb! Greeting Miz on the canvas with a Leg Drop shortly after! Miz rolls about on the mat as Gator rushes off to the ropes.
Climbing them swiftly, Gator perches on the top turnbuckle, gazing out onto the ring, he leaps. Yes. Gators can fly. Gator soars majestically through the air, like a beautiful Gator shaped bird. Coming down with a tremendously impressive, Frog Gator Splash! Which connects with Miz perfectly! Following this, Gator goes for the pin! Sweet Christmas! This fight could be over before it even truly began!
Referee Malachi Pleasant starts the count.
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The Miz kicks out!
Shoving Gator off him with some authority! Miz and Gator rise to their feet at the same time. Yet the Miz's smoldering eyes burn with the fury of determination as he lunges forward. Plowing forward, he tackles Gator and continues onward like a train. Careening straight into the ring post! It was like the Miz delivered a Spear with Gator right along in tow, from the get go! Gator's back smashes into the ring post as the Miz rises with a devastating Uppercut! This causes Gator to flop back against the post, using the ropes on either side for support.
Miz turns around and sprints back to the other side of the ring. Glistening with sweat caused by the lights and the heat of battle. He pivots and rushes towards Gator with a Spear! This time Gator crumples forward. Sinking to the canvas as he clutches his ribs. A possible broken rib, perhaps? At the moment it is unclear. One thing is for certain, that Spear definitely packed some sting. Without any care, The Miz pulls Gator up. Setting the man up on the turnbuckle, Miz delivers a awe-inspiring SuperPlex! With catastrophic results!
Miz goes for the pin!
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Kickout!
Gator kicks out and the Miz screams in anger! Punching the mat like a lunatic, Miz doesn't pay mind to Gator as the man rises to his feet. With some slight discomfort, it can be noted that Gator favors his left side. Whatever pain he's going through doesn't seem to take the steam out though, cause Gator comes straight for the Miz with a Running Dropkick! It connects directly with the Miz's face, just as he looks up, the second Gator was literally about to make contact. Miz topples back and it's immediately seen that Miz has been busted wide open! Gator must be packing some steel in the toes of those boots!
Quick to get the upper hand, Gator is swift to his feet and even swifter to grab Miz up by the back of his neck, sending the Miz flying off to the opposite side of the ring with a Hip Toss. Miz flies towards the ropes and instantly connects, bouncing off them he careens right back to Gator, who hits him with a Clothesline! From there Gator rips Miz off the mat and executes a Single Knee Facebuster! Gator goes for the cover.
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Oh my god! Referee Malachi Pleasant has fallen asleep during the count! What in the hell!
Gator doesn't seem to realize this but Todd, Gator's trusted sidekick and lifelong chum, slides into the ring. He waddles over to Referee Malachi Pleasant and dumps his giant cup of Strawberry Fanta all over Referee Malachi Pleasant's head! This wakes the man up with a start as he sits up and blinks, like he has no clue where he's at. Looking over at Gator and Miz though, he gets right back to refereeing as Todd makes his way out of the ring. Unfortunately, in all this time that was taken...
The Miz kicks out!
Both Gator and Miz get to their feet.
Miz goes for a Roundhouse Kick but Gator catches his foot and yanks Miz right into a massive Headbutt! Miz goes down like a sack of so many potatoes. However he manages to kick up at the towering Gator and catch #yaiboi, right in the stones. Gator drops to his knees while the Miz pushes himself off the canvas. Standing above Gator now, he smirks and pulls Gator up for a Skull Crushing Finale! Miz makes the pin!
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Kickout!
Gator kicks out and the Miz goes into a wild fury. Taking his aggression out on the canvas as Gator gradually rises to his feet.
The Miz looks back at Gator, and walks up to him, he tries to deliver a punch, but Gator blocks it, and elbows the Miz to send him stumbling backwards. Gator follows up with a running drop kick, and the Miz collapses to the canvas. Gator looks all in control now. Gator grabs the Miz, and suplexes him, and then delivers a bulldog. The Miz is in trouble. He then sets Miz up for a Samoan Drops and snaps it.
Finally he sets the Miz up for a Gator Throw and executes it perfectly, before rolling the Miz over, and going for the cover.
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WINNER: GATOR
Gator gets up smiling and calls for the Medevil Trebuchet to be brought into place. While it is being put into position, Gator makes sure The Miz stays incapacitated by snapping a Powerbomb. Finally, the Medevil Trebuchet is in place outside of the ring, and Gator grabs the lifeless body of the Miz, and drags him out of the ring towards the Trebuchet. He places the Miz in the device and gets ready to set it in motion. As he goes for the leaver, all of a sudden there is a commotion behind him.
Gator turns but is too late, as a steel chair is brought down against his head, and he drops to the canvas cold. The intruder is a man wearing a mask. He's back. We haven't seen him since the Pay Per View. The masked man drops the steel chair, and quickly pulls the downed Gator towards where Miz is. Miz is coming to. He seems to be getting out of the Trebuchet. Are these two working together?
No, the masked intruder smashes the Miz in the face with a fist to force him back unconscious, and he dumps Gator on top of him. He looks back towards the ramp to see security guards running from the back. The Intruder grabs the leaver and pulls it. Both Gator and The Miz goes flying. The intruder quickly jumps over the railings and disappears back into the crowd, and by the time the security guards get to the scene he is well and truly gone.
The XWF goes to commercials.
When the commercials end, the cameras fade back in on SBW. He is back stage and has been talking on his cell phone.
"We found both Gator and The Miz, other than the injuries they sustained from the fall after being shot out of the Trebuchet, they seem okay. Gator needs stitches from the chair shot by the intruder and the Miz will recover from the punch. They are being sent to the nearest hospital."
"As for the incident with the masked intruder, it seems is he is indeed the guy who attacked our wrestlers back stage at the Pay Per View, and the staff last week in Melbourne. I'm getting the security footage from all cameras within the arena, and I'll find him and discover who he really is soon enough.; Mark my words.; He can't keep on going like this; Let's go to the next match please."
MATCH #4:
Mastermind
Vs
Donovan Blackwater
For the X-Treme Title
If Mastermind wins the X-Treme Title he vacates the Television Title
Winner also gets to shoot the loser in the knee following the match with a pistol.
'Monster' by Ememim and Rihana hits the Arena Sound System, and then suddenly;The lights go out, and when they come back on, Mastermind is seen on top of the top right hand corner of the ring, and acknowledges the crowd before climbing back down.
'Bad Kharma' by Ida Maria hits the Arena Sound system, All three brothers emerge, with Donovan in the lead. Pausing briefly, the brothers look around at the exuberant crowd, with immense entertainment. Sharing an amused glance to one another as the fans scream. From there they walk in unison to the ring, occasionally separating to approach a random fan that's losing their mind. Clearly, enjoying the effect they have on the crowd, the Brothers Blackwater continue onward. Once they reach the ring, two of the brothers hold up the bottom rope, as the intended participant for the fight slides into the ring. Donovan then takes his place in the squared circle and looks across the ring at Mastermind.
The bell sounds. Donovan and Mastermind stare at each other from opposite corners, Mastermind walks slowly into the centre and Donovan slowly squares up, Mastermind reaches out a hand for a shake. The crowd applauds, Donovan shakes his head and accepts. The pair shake and release, circling one another. The crowd begin to stamp their feet, the raucous Aussies begin to chant traditional rugby calls. Mastermind is the first to strike, throwing a hard right but is dodged and Donovan counters with a knee to MM's stomach which is blocked, Mastermind twirls Donovan into a headlock but Blackwater forces Mastermind against the ropes and Donovan hits a hip toss on the rebound which Mastermind rolls thru and goes back against the ropes, Mastermind rushes and Donovan ducks to the floor, MM hops over the prone Blackwater and goes against the ropes once more and meets Donovan with a heavy clothesline. Donovan drops and rolls out of the ring and paces on the outside, Mastermind stands tall in the middle of the ring as the crowd cheer on the competitors.
Donovan gets back to the apron and Mastermind waits patiently for Donovan to enter, Blackwater is back in the ring and sidesteps a rushing Mastermind. Donovan throws a palm into Mastermind's sternum and with his abilities throws pure force against him, throwing MM into the corner turnbuckle, Mastermind collapses winded. Donovan walks over to the downed Mastermind and grabs his hair beginning to lift him to his feet but Mastermind counters with a quick roll-up!
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Kickout! The two go apart again, Donovan strikes MM with a kick to the side of his leg and maneuvers into a swinging neck breaker! Instead of pinning Donovan rolls out of the ring and goes under the ring, he throws a chair into the ring. The crowd get rowdy. He then pushes a table into the ring, the crowd get hype. Finally, he holds a small black bag into the air. The crowd go nuts. Donovan slides into the ring and pours the contents of the black bag out which consist of tacks, salt and a Wolf Spider! What the fuck!? Blackwater steps back at the sight of the arachnid which scurries away. Donnie moves over to Mastermind who sits in the corner and grabs a hold of him lifting him for a Northern Lights Suplex but Mastermind gets loose and throws a stiff jab into Blackwater's nose and takes advantage with a running bulldog directly onto the thumbtacks and salt! Donovan gets to his knees screaming in agony, the pins stuck in his chest and beautiful face, the salt working its way into the wounds. Mastermind walks away and grabs the chair, he holds it steady in his hands looking to bat Blackwater's head off but before he can, Donovan throws a gust of force against the thumbtacks blowing them into Mastermind's face, blinding him. MM falls to his feet, his hands shakily taking the tacks out of his faces and rubbing salt from his eyes.
Donovan looks to the crowd and reaches a hand out, a pint glass flies to his hand, beer spilling from it. He takes a sip and pours the rest on his face to clean away the blood and salt, which has a varying degree of success. He then takes the glass and smashes it against the back of Mastermind's head. He reaches out grabbing another glass and hurls it at the downed Mastermind, and again. And again. And again! Shattered glass litters the ring, Donovan kicks MM over and lifts him up once more, he stands over the glass.
MAKING FRIENDS!!!
The alley-oop facebuster forces Masterminds face against the glass shards but Donovan didn't go unharmed, shards sticking out of his legs. Donovan flinches in pain but goes for the cover.
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THRE-NO! Mastermind bearly gets a shoulder up! Donovan can't believe it! Mastermind tries to crawl away and Blackwater gets to his feet but stumbles as the glass in his legs immobilized him briefly. Donovan struggles to reach MM who has just got a hand on the steel chair and rolls over swinging wildly, smashing the chair against Donovan's jaw! He falls back against the bottom rope, Mastermind wobbles to his feet using the chair as a crutch. He walks slowly towards Donovan who gently gets to his feet, Mastermind with the last of his strength raises the chair high but Donovan uses his powers to hold the chair in place, Mastermind tries his best to throw the chair against Donovan but physically cannot. The pair struggle but Mastermind throws a kick against Donovan's stomach and breaks the concentraion! The chair like being released from an elastic band is thrown hard against Blackwater's skull and Donovan clatters to the ground. Mastermind goes for the pin!
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THRE-NO! Donovan just gets a shoulder up! Mastermind rolls off Donovan and breathes heavily looking at the lights. Mastermind struggles to get up and hobbles towards the table, setting it up in the corner. The crowd goes mental chanting for the table. Mastermind turns after setting up the table and is met with a spear from Blackwater! The pair crash through the table! Both seemingly out of it. The crowd applaud and stomp their feet.
After an eternity, Blackwater is the first to get up and stumbles around like a drunk man, holding onto the ropes. Mastermind crawls to his feet, the pair look to one another. Tired and covered from head to toe in blood. Donovan uses a force push but it only makes Mastermind stumble. Mastermind walks towards Blackwater very slowly. Donovan throws a hand out again with another force push but it simply knocks Mastermind's shoulder! He keeps walking! Donovan looks shocked at his hands! Is he too tired? Or is it something else? The Master of Minds meets Force-Wave, Donovan throws a punch but Mastermind grabs the fist! He spins Blackwater around and locks in MIND SLEEPER! Mastermind uses every ounce of energy to keep a tight hold on Donovan's throat.
Blackwater struggles desperately in the hold, trying to use his force powers to assist him but to no avail. Mastermind walks him away from the ropes towards the centre. Donovan then motions Mastermind towards the corner as his faces turns bright red, blood pouring from forehead and mouth. Mastermind's arms begin to shake viontly, his legs begin to give. Donovan jumps up and gets a foot onto the top turnbuckle and pushes him and MM back. Mastermind falls onto the thumbtacks and glass and groans in pain, Donovan transitions into a bridging pin!
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WINNER: AND STILL X-TREME CHAMPION: DONOVAN BLACKWATER
Which means Mastermind will stay Television Champion and defend his title at the Pre Christmas Show. Donovan gets up clearly celebrating, and Mastermind sits up, trying to recover from the loss. He slowly creeps back towards the corner so he can get his breath back.
Donovan yells at the referee to get the pistol as is the stipulation, that he can now shoot Mastermind in the knee.
They wait a few minutes for the pistol to be brought to the ring, and Mastermind can clearly be seen trying to focus to get up, but the match has taken it's toll. The pistol is given to Donovan.; Donovan starts laughing as he holds it.He walks towards Mastermind. Mastermind clearly has to take his punishment, so he sits still in the corner, both legs down, and he closes his eyes.
Donovan takes aim, and suddenly he goes downThe Masked Intruder has just jumped the barricade, and slides into the ring, and has hit Donovan with another steal chair.Donovan goes down hard.The Masked Intruder picks up the pistol, and walks up to Mastermind. He holds out his hand.
Wait a minute, are these two working together? Mastermind looks at the masked intruder, and grabs his hand.The intruder pulls him up, but Mastermind's smile fades, as the intruder smashes him in the stomach with the steel chair, and then as he bends over, is hit on the back with the chair, and he goes down again.
Both Donovan and Mastermind are lying in the ring Again security guards are rushing from the back, and the intruder drops the chair in between Mastermind and Donovan, and takes off with the pistol.; He clambers out of the ring, and jumps over the baricades and disappears into the crowd just as the security guards arrive.
The XWF goes to commercials.
When the commercials are back, the cameras are back stage just in front of the Medic room. SBW is seen coming out of it.
"This is getting out of hand, and I am fed up;Mastermind and Donovan are fine. They like Gator and the Miz before them will just need stitches and a bit of time to heal from the attack."
SBW looks directly into the camera.
"You hear me now masked intruder, whoever you are.; You think this is a game. Well it's clearly not. "I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, and then there will be retribution."
"So in order to protect the Main Event, I have sent security guards ring side to protect both Engy and Main from outside interference. So let's get to the Main Event."
Donovan gets back to the apron and Mastermind waits patiently for Donovan to enter, Blackwater is back in the ring and sidesteps a rushing Mastermind. Donovan throws a palm into Mastermind's sternum and with his abilities throws pure force against him, throwing MM into the corner turnbuckle, Mastermind collapses winded. Donovan walks over to the downed Mastermind and grabs his hair beginning to lift him to his feet but Mastermind counters with a quick roll-up!
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Kickout! The two go apart again, Donovan strikes MM with a kick to the side of his leg and maneuvers into a swinging neck breaker! Instead of pinning Donovan rolls out of the ring and goes under the ring, he throws a chair into the ring. The crowd get rowdy. He then pushes a table into the ring, the crowd get hype. Finally, he holds a small black bag into the air. The crowd go nuts. Donovan slides into the ring and pours the contents of the black bag out which consist of tacks, salt and a Wolf Spider! What the fuck!? Blackwater steps back at the sight of the arachnid which scurries away. Donnie moves over to Mastermind who sits in the corner and grabs a hold of him lifting him for a Northern Lights Suplex but Mastermind gets loose and throws a stiff jab into Blackwater's nose and takes advantage with a running bulldog directly onto the thumbtacks and salt! Donovan gets to his knees screaming in agony, the pins stuck in his chest and beautiful face, the salt working its way into the wounds. Mastermind walks away and grabs the chair, he holds it steady in his hands looking to bat Blackwater's head off but before he can, Donovan throws a gust of force against the thumbtacks blowing them into Mastermind's face, blinding him. MM falls to his feet, his hands shakily taking the tacks out of his faces and rubbing salt from his eyes.
Donovan looks to the crowd and reaches a hand out, a pint glass flies to his hand, beer spilling from it. He takes a sip and pours the rest on his face to clean away the blood and salt, which has a varying degree of success. He then takes the glass and smashes it against the back of Mastermind's head. He reaches out grabbing another glass and hurls it at the downed Mastermind, and again. And again. And again! Shattered glass litters the ring, Donovan kicks MM over and lifts him up once more, he stands over the glass.
MAKING FRIENDS!!!
The alley-oop facebuster forces Masterminds face against the glass shards but Donovan didn't go unharmed, shards sticking out of his legs. Donovan flinches in pain but goes for the cover.
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THRE-NO! Mastermind bearly gets a shoulder up! Donovan can't believe it! Mastermind tries to crawl away and Blackwater gets to his feet but stumbles as the glass in his legs immobilized him briefly. Donovan struggles to reach MM who has just got a hand on the steel chair and rolls over swinging wildly, smashing the chair against Donovan's jaw! He falls back against the bottom rope, Mastermind wobbles to his feet using the chair as a crutch. He walks slowly towards Donovan who gently gets to his feet, Mastermind with the last of his strength raises the chair high but Donovan uses his powers to hold the chair in place, Mastermind tries his best to throw the chair against Donovan but physically cannot. The pair struggle but Mastermind throws a kick against Donovan's stomach and breaks the concentraion! The chair like being released from an elastic band is thrown hard against Blackwater's skull and Donovan clatters to the ground. Mastermind goes for the pin!
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THRE-NO! Donovan just gets a shoulder up! Mastermind rolls off Donovan and breathes heavily looking at the lights. Mastermind struggles to get up and hobbles towards the table, setting it up in the corner. The crowd goes mental chanting for the table. Mastermind turns after setting up the table and is met with a spear from Blackwater! The pair crash through the table! Both seemingly out of it. The crowd applaud and stomp their feet.
After an eternity, Blackwater is the first to get up and stumbles around like a drunk man, holding onto the ropes. Mastermind crawls to his feet, the pair look to one another. Tired and covered from head to toe in blood. Donovan uses a force push but it only makes Mastermind stumble. Mastermind walks towards Blackwater very slowly. Donovan throws a hand out again with another force push but it simply knocks Mastermind's shoulder! He keeps walking! Donovan looks shocked at his hands! Is he too tired? Or is it something else? The Master of Minds meets Force-Wave, Donovan throws a punch but Mastermind grabs the fist! He spins Blackwater around and locks in MIND SLEEPER! Mastermind uses every ounce of energy to keep a tight hold on Donovan's throat.
Blackwater struggles desperately in the hold, trying to use his force powers to assist him but to no avail. Mastermind walks him away from the ropes towards the centre. Donovan then motions Mastermind towards the corner as his faces turns bright red, blood pouring from forehead and mouth. Mastermind's arms begin to shake viontly, his legs begin to give. Donovan jumps up and gets a foot onto the top turnbuckle and pushes him and MM back. Mastermind falls onto the thumbtacks and glass and groans in pain, Donovan transitions into a bridging pin!
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WINNER: AND STILL X-TREME CHAMPION: DONOVAN BLACKWATER
Which means Mastermind will stay Television Champion and defend his title at the Pre Christmas Show. Donovan gets up clearly celebrating, and Mastermind sits up, trying to recover from the loss. He slowly creeps back towards the corner so he can get his breath back.
Donovan yells at the referee to get the pistol as is the stipulation, that he can now shoot Mastermind in the knee.
They wait a few minutes for the pistol to be brought to the ring, and Mastermind can clearly be seen trying to focus to get up, but the match has taken it's toll. The pistol is given to Donovan.; Donovan starts laughing as he holds it.He walks towards Mastermind. Mastermind clearly has to take his punishment, so he sits still in the corner, both legs down, and he closes his eyes.
Donovan takes aim, and suddenly he goes downThe Masked Intruder has just jumped the barricade, and slides into the ring, and has hit Donovan with another steal chair.Donovan goes down hard.The Masked Intruder picks up the pistol, and walks up to Mastermind. He holds out his hand.
Wait a minute, are these two working together? Mastermind looks at the masked intruder, and grabs his hand.The intruder pulls him up, but Mastermind's smile fades, as the intruder smashes him in the stomach with the steel chair, and then as he bends over, is hit on the back with the chair, and he goes down again.
Both Donovan and Mastermind are lying in the ring Again security guards are rushing from the back, and the intruder drops the chair in between Mastermind and Donovan, and takes off with the pistol.; He clambers out of the ring, and jumps over the baricades and disappears into the crowd just as the security guards arrive.
The XWF goes to commercials.
When the commercials are back, the cameras are back stage just in front of the Medic room. SBW is seen coming out of it.
"This is getting out of hand, and I am fed up;Mastermind and Donovan are fine. They like Gator and the Miz before them will just need stitches and a bit of time to heal from the attack."
SBW looks directly into the camera.
"You hear me now masked intruder, whoever you are.; You think this is a game. Well it's clearly not. "I WILL FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, and then there will be retribution."
"So in order to protect the Main Event, I have sent security guards ring side to protect both Engy and Main from outside interference. So let's get to the Main Event."
MAIN EVENT
Robert ‘The Omega’ Main
Vs
The Engineer
For the Universal Title
'Frontier Psychiatrist' by The Avalances hits the Arena's Sound System and the entire arena is washed in sterile white light as the following words are spoken through the sound system:
Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill? Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill today?
On the main screen is a grainy image of an old television test screen. After the initial dialogue the sound slips into "Frontier Psychiatrist” by The Avalanches. As the offbeat tune picks up, the test screen fades and is instead replaced with a series of Rorschach ink blots. Each panel of ink blots at first looks innocuous, but soon slithers into the shadowy outlines of terrible scenes: a knife going through a head, a body with entrails spilling out before it, a bisected human torso, a figure whose face appears to be slipping off. Interspersed with the morphing inkblot tests are other images of rats flitting about in sewers and pictures of pleasant “whitebread” 1950’s families whose members have no faces. The white lights are now accompanied by small red lights panning all over the arena that look like droplets of blood in contrasts with the white lights.
The Engineer steps to the top of the ramp, as an unsettling grin appears on his face. He stomps down to the ring, ticcing and yelling at real and imagined voices as his son, Joachim Bright, trails from behind, trying to make sure his father doesn't assault somebody on the way t the ring. Engy rolls under the bottom rope and looks across at Robert while also probably shouting incoherently at the camera.
Robert Main and The Engineer immediately step to the middle of the ring, nose to nose! Buffer knows when it's am opportune time to leave, so he bails from the ring.
The ref comes between them, speaking to them both in turn before he signals for them to return to their corners so the bell can ring. Neither man's eyes leave the other. The fans are already cheering and chanting, the arena's atmosphere is electric! Finally, the bell rings and the long awaited rematch between Robert Main and The Engineer is underway! These titans return to the center of the ring, with Robert Main going for a lock-up and Engy going for....a thumb to the eye?! Bobby dodges most of it, but still gets a bite of Engy's nail in the corner of his eye. Robert, clearly angered by this disrespectful attack, reels back for a big right hand on Engy that connects, staggering him and sending him back into the ropes. Bobby follows that up by irish whipping Engy into the opposite ropes. Bobby goes for a big clothesline on the return, but Engy baseball slides under Bobby, somersaults into the corner and gets to his feet.
Bobby beckons Engy back to the middle, refusing to be baited. But Engy shakes his head "no"! So Bobby pursues Engy. Engy goes for a drop toe hold on Bobby, trying to bash his face into the turnbuckle, but Bobby has it scouted. He leaps over Engy up onto the middle turnbuckle and jumps off into a body splash. A rather unusual tactic for Main! Main gets up and pulls Engy to his feet, but Engy uses the momentum to clothesline Main back down! Then, Engy goes back to the turnbuckle, and he starts to rip and tear it off! The ref intervenes and Engy just jostles past him yelling I don't see nothin'! On the outside, Joachim shouts up at his father to mind the ref, but Engy pulls the tunbuckle pad right off anyway. By this point Robert Main is on his feet and he notes the ripped turnbuckle pad on the canvas. He shakes his head "no" and waggles a finger at Engy as if to say "naughty naughty".
Bobby again demands Engy return to the center of the ring, not wanting to get anywhere near that exposed turnbuckle. Engy obliges him, locking up with Bobby and pressing him back into the ropes. Bobby shifts out and gets behind Engy, lifting him up and back down with a german suplex into the match's first cover!
1....NO The champ kicks out immediately! Bobby lays a couple vicious elbow strikes into the side of the champ's head and forces his shoulders back down for another cover!
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2....NOPE! This time, Engy grabs Bobby by his hair and brings him in close to bite his forehead! Bobby cries out in rage and pain as Engy goes to town, digging deep with his teeth and drawing blood! Bobby fights his way out of Engy's clutches, retreating to a neutral corner and wiping the blood off with his forearm. He looks PISSED. Bobby explodes into Engy as soon as the champ is vertical, lighting him up with nasty closed fist strikes that back him into the corner, followed by a couple shoulde thrusts and then finishing off the manic series by dropping Engy back into the center of the ring with a big time exploder suplex! Engy rolls out of the ring and the ref starts counting things down!
Joachim approaches Engy, but is cut off by Main, who rolls out after his opponent. Throwing a wary eye at Joachim, the challenger returns his sights to Engy, grabbing him by the head and sending him careening into the crowd control barricade. The ref has started counting them down!
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Now, Main looks like he's going to get a little Xtreme as well, and he starts peeling back the rubber safety mat on the outside. The ref stops counting to cajoke Main, yelling at him not to do this. Even Joachim looks nervous, and he goes to his father, whispering something in his ear. Engy clambers to his feet but Main is on him, hitting him again in the head and torso before lifting him up fireman's carry style to dump him on the cement. But Engy wriggles out and, grabbing a heap of Main's hair on the way down, drags him into a reverse sit out facebuster!
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Joachim warns his father about the count, but he doesn't appear to be listening. Engy scoops Robert Main up and scoops slams him down onto the concrete! OUCH! Main's back bucks in pain, but Engy is relentless, stomping his opponent into submission as the time ticks down. Joachim screams at his father again and Engy finally rolls into and out of the ring to break and reset the count.
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Engy picks Main up again, and Main's forehead is awash with crimson from the bite. Engy goes to scoop slam Main onto the cement once more, but Main fights it off, and then, he forces Engy's head down and wraps his arms around his waist, lifting him up to powerbomb him on the cement, but Engy slides down his back! Main turns and Engy headbutts him in the mouth. Main stumbles, slipping on the folded up mat and landing on his rear. Engy goes to grab some ring steps.
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Engy scouts Main, waiting for him to get up! And when he does, he charges with the steps....but Main drop toe holds Engy and Engy's face splats against the underside of the steps! Joachim winces and Main has the wherewithal to break and reset the count again, rolling in and out. Now, Bobby's back in the driver's seat. He picks Engy up and nails him with a big old AA-style spinebuster into the concrete!! Engy cries out in pain! Jesus, these guys are killing each other already!
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Now, Bobby rolls back into the ring and stays there, hunkered down on his knees to give himself a breather. Engy is much slower to move, and Joachim is there urging him up.
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Finally realizing he could be counted out, Engy rolls into the ring! But Bobby lunges at him immediately, dropping a big elbow down on his head, and then another! Bobby then picks Engy up and whips him viciously into the turnbuckle, causing Engy to bounce right out and hit the mat. Smelling blood, Bobby goes to Engy again, picks him up and nails him with another suplex variation, a double underhook suplex! Engy is slow to recover, and Bobby goes on the offense again, grabbing Engy's scalp and forcing him up. But Engy surprises Main again by pulling him down into another headbutt. Engy then locks Bobby's arms in his and starts a series of trapped headbutts! The crowd counts along with each brutal hit!
1....2.....3....4....5....6....Bobby is limp in Engy's arms! Engy drops Bobby unceremoniously and goes to cover him!
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3...NO! Main shoots a shoulder up! The headbutts have aggravated the bites from before, and he's a complete crimson mask now! But both men seemed spent and dazed from the brutal attacks. Engy rolls away from Main, looking to give himself some distance before pulling himself up in the far corner. Main uses the ropes to blearily get himself vertical as well. And then, Engy charges at Main...but Main sees it coming and back body drops Engy over the top rope! But Engy lands on the apron and he takes hold of Main's head and snakes his legs through the middle ropes around his weight, pulling his throat down over the top rope and choking him! The ref intervenes, ordering Engy to break the illegal hold and Engy finally does so. Main backs off, gasping and wheezing. Engy returns to the ring, nailing Main in the back with a dropkick that pushes Main chest first into the corner. Engy then runs up behind Main and nails him with a double knee lift to his back! Main goes down, but so does Engy. They both look spent.
By this point, the fans are engaged in a dueling cheer of "Let's go ENGY" and "Let's go BOBBY", pounding their feet on the floor and clapping and creating a grand calamitous noise that seems to rouse both men. They both start to get up around the same time, and they meet in the center of the ring. Main throws a right hook, but Engy blocks and shoots in an uppercut, which Main avoids, sneaking to Engy's side and nailing him with a knee lift, and then a sharp arm drag. Engy gets up almost immediately and Main tags him with a dropkick to the face! Engy slides into the ropes and out onto the apron. Main hits a running baseball slide that shoots Engy onto the floor once more! And then, Main goes to the top rope! What is he doing?! Is he....is he.....
OH MY GOD MAIN TAKES FLIGHT WITH A HUGE MOONSAULT! HE....HE....HE CRASHES! ENGY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! You can hear the breath leave Bobby's body in a hurry, he writhes, holding his stomach and rolling in agony. But Engy's not moving either, not at first. He slowly starts to stir and, seeing Main in agony, he jumps on him and starts to blatantly choke him with both hands! The ref has been counting them down the whole time!
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In a rage, Engy wrenches Bobby to his feet and signals for the DELIRIUM TREMENS! He hefts Bobby up, but somehow Bobby uses Engy's momentum against him, flips up and over and grabs Engy's head into a sick DDT! Both men are down again, seeing stars and no doubt in terrible pain and exhaustion. The fans are at a fever pitch! Then, Main limply drapes an arm over Engy in a cover.
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Bobby sits up, looking down at his opponent and wiping the blood from his eyes. He slams a fist down on the mat and gets slowly to his feet. Engy's still not up. Bobby goes to a far corner, still holding his abdomen and feeling the effects of that botched moonsault. But his fans cheer him on and, with a slight smile, he looks at them and back at the champion. Main goes to Engy again and forces him up. He boots Engy in the stomach and lifts him up into another suplex variant, a snap suplex! Engy skitters along the canvas. Bobby's abdomen twinges him again and he has to stop for a moment. He may even have fractured a rib! But he fights through it, dragging Engy by one arm to the center of the ring and covering him again.
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BUT MY GOD ENGY SPITS BLACK ICHOR IN MAIN'S EYES! Main falls off of Engy, flailing wildly! Engy just lays there, eyes fluttering like that took his last gasp of energy. Main shoots to his feet, in a panic and swinging wildly. Unfortunately, the ref gets in the way of a wild haymaker. THE REF GETS KNOCKED OUT! WE ARE NOW WITHOUT AN OFFICIAL! Bobby, not realizing what he's done, finds a corner and sits in it, frantically trying to regain his sight. Engy takes a long time to move, and when he finally does it's to roll out of the ring and drop limply to the floor outside. Joachim goes to Engy, looking extremely concerned. Bobby is still fighting for his vision back in the ring.
Joachim says something pleadingly to Engy, but the camera doesn't catch it. Engy just uses Joachim's body to crawl up to a standing position. And then, he looks in the ring and sees the ref down! Engy gets a sick smile on his face and he reaches under the ring. He rummages around under there for a bit and then....oh my sweet mother of God, he pulls out a rifle wrapped in barbed wire! IT'S BEARDED WAR PIG'S 'LIL ENGY! Engy then pulls something from his pocket, it's a zippo lighter! JESUS, THE THING MUST HAVE BEEN DOUSED IN KEROSENE BECAUSE IT BLAZES TO LIFE! Engy's fans pop HUGE! Joachim's eyes go wide and he turns to excoriate his father but Engy is already climbing in the ring! He's approaching Main with 'Lil Engy and there is no official to stop him!
Meanwhile, Main starts to get back the majority of his sight just in time to see the flaming weapon bearing down on him! All Main can do is duck and cover as he gets battered with it! The lunatic XWF fans cheer! Main tries desperately to crawl to the middle of the ring as Engy brings the weapn down on his back again and again! Main cries out in pain and finally stops moving! Engy kicks him onto his back and goes to push the flaming end of Lil Engy into Mains face! JESUS CHRIST HE'S GONNA KILL HIM! Man, out of desperation, takes hold of the burning weapon, singing his hands but keeping it from marring his face forever! Main screams as he fights for control of the barbed wire club, finally snatching it away and throwing it out of the ring. But blisters are already forming on his hands! Engy wrenches Main to his feet, head butting him again and lifting him up for the DELIRIUM TREMENS! Bobby gets drilled onto the back of his neck and gets covered!
No ref.
Engy looks aghast, having forgotten the ref was out of comission! Engy lunges at the ref, dragging him by his shirt over to Bobby, cussing and hollering the whole way. Engy gives the ref a couple slaps that finally wake him up, and he drops on Bobby for the cover once more! The ref slowly counts....
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1....2..... Engy moans and finally stops. But he drags Bobby up again.
The ref comes between them, speaking to them both in turn before he signals for them to return to their corners so the bell can ring. Neither man's eyes leave the other. The fans are already cheering and chanting, the arena's atmosphere is electric! Finally, the bell rings and the long awaited rematch between Robert Main and The Engineer is underway! These titans return to the center of the ring, with Robert Main going for a lock-up and Engy going for....a thumb to the eye?! Bobby dodges most of it, but still gets a bite of Engy's nail in the corner of his eye. Robert, clearly angered by this disrespectful attack, reels back for a big right hand on Engy that connects, staggering him and sending him back into the ropes. Bobby follows that up by irish whipping Engy into the opposite ropes. Bobby goes for a big clothesline on the return, but Engy baseball slides under Bobby, somersaults into the corner and gets to his feet.
Bobby beckons Engy back to the middle, refusing to be baited. But Engy shakes his head "no"! So Bobby pursues Engy. Engy goes for a drop toe hold on Bobby, trying to bash his face into the turnbuckle, but Bobby has it scouted. He leaps over Engy up onto the middle turnbuckle and jumps off into a body splash. A rather unusual tactic for Main! Main gets up and pulls Engy to his feet, but Engy uses the momentum to clothesline Main back down! Then, Engy goes back to the turnbuckle, and he starts to rip and tear it off! The ref intervenes and Engy just jostles past him yelling I don't see nothin'! On the outside, Joachim shouts up at his father to mind the ref, but Engy pulls the tunbuckle pad right off anyway. By this point Robert Main is on his feet and he notes the ripped turnbuckle pad on the canvas. He shakes his head "no" and waggles a finger at Engy as if to say "naughty naughty".
Bobby again demands Engy return to the center of the ring, not wanting to get anywhere near that exposed turnbuckle. Engy obliges him, locking up with Bobby and pressing him back into the ropes. Bobby shifts out and gets behind Engy, lifting him up and back down with a german suplex into the match's first cover!
1....NO The champ kicks out immediately! Bobby lays a couple vicious elbow strikes into the side of the champ's head and forces his shoulders back down for another cover!
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2....NOPE! This time, Engy grabs Bobby by his hair and brings him in close to bite his forehead! Bobby cries out in rage and pain as Engy goes to town, digging deep with his teeth and drawing blood! Bobby fights his way out of Engy's clutches, retreating to a neutral corner and wiping the blood off with his forearm. He looks PISSED. Bobby explodes into Engy as soon as the champ is vertical, lighting him up with nasty closed fist strikes that back him into the corner, followed by a couple shoulde thrusts and then finishing off the manic series by dropping Engy back into the center of the ring with a big time exploder suplex! Engy rolls out of the ring and the ref starts counting things down!
Joachim approaches Engy, but is cut off by Main, who rolls out after his opponent. Throwing a wary eye at Joachim, the challenger returns his sights to Engy, grabbing him by the head and sending him careening into the crowd control barricade. The ref has started counting them down!
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Now, Main looks like he's going to get a little Xtreme as well, and he starts peeling back the rubber safety mat on the outside. The ref stops counting to cajoke Main, yelling at him not to do this. Even Joachim looks nervous, and he goes to his father, whispering something in his ear. Engy clambers to his feet but Main is on him, hitting him again in the head and torso before lifting him up fireman's carry style to dump him on the cement. But Engy wriggles out and, grabbing a heap of Main's hair on the way down, drags him into a reverse sit out facebuster!
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Joachim warns his father about the count, but he doesn't appear to be listening. Engy scoops Robert Main up and scoops slams him down onto the concrete! OUCH! Main's back bucks in pain, but Engy is relentless, stomping his opponent into submission as the time ticks down. Joachim screams at his father again and Engy finally rolls into and out of the ring to break and reset the count.
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Engy picks Main up again, and Main's forehead is awash with crimson from the bite. Engy goes to scoop slam Main onto the cement once more, but Main fights it off, and then, he forces Engy's head down and wraps his arms around his waist, lifting him up to powerbomb him on the cement, but Engy slides down his back! Main turns and Engy headbutts him in the mouth. Main stumbles, slipping on the folded up mat and landing on his rear. Engy goes to grab some ring steps.
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Engy scouts Main, waiting for him to get up! And when he does, he charges with the steps....but Main drop toe holds Engy and Engy's face splats against the underside of the steps! Joachim winces and Main has the wherewithal to break and reset the count again, rolling in and out. Now, Bobby's back in the driver's seat. He picks Engy up and nails him with a big old AA-style spinebuster into the concrete!! Engy cries out in pain! Jesus, these guys are killing each other already!
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Now, Bobby rolls back into the ring and stays there, hunkered down on his knees to give himself a breather. Engy is much slower to move, and Joachim is there urging him up.
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Finally realizing he could be counted out, Engy rolls into the ring! But Bobby lunges at him immediately, dropping a big elbow down on his head, and then another! Bobby then picks Engy up and whips him viciously into the turnbuckle, causing Engy to bounce right out and hit the mat. Smelling blood, Bobby goes to Engy again, picks him up and nails him with another suplex variation, a double underhook suplex! Engy is slow to recover, and Bobby goes on the offense again, grabbing Engy's scalp and forcing him up. But Engy surprises Main again by pulling him down into another headbutt. Engy then locks Bobby's arms in his and starts a series of trapped headbutts! The crowd counts along with each brutal hit!
1....2.....3....4....5....6....Bobby is limp in Engy's arms! Engy drops Bobby unceremoniously and goes to cover him!
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3...NO! Main shoots a shoulder up! The headbutts have aggravated the bites from before, and he's a complete crimson mask now! But both men seemed spent and dazed from the brutal attacks. Engy rolls away from Main, looking to give himself some distance before pulling himself up in the far corner. Main uses the ropes to blearily get himself vertical as well. And then, Engy charges at Main...but Main sees it coming and back body drops Engy over the top rope! But Engy lands on the apron and he takes hold of Main's head and snakes his legs through the middle ropes around his weight, pulling his throat down over the top rope and choking him! The ref intervenes, ordering Engy to break the illegal hold and Engy finally does so. Main backs off, gasping and wheezing. Engy returns to the ring, nailing Main in the back with a dropkick that pushes Main chest first into the corner. Engy then runs up behind Main and nails him with a double knee lift to his back! Main goes down, but so does Engy. They both look spent.
By this point, the fans are engaged in a dueling cheer of "Let's go ENGY" and "Let's go BOBBY", pounding their feet on the floor and clapping and creating a grand calamitous noise that seems to rouse both men. They both start to get up around the same time, and they meet in the center of the ring. Main throws a right hook, but Engy blocks and shoots in an uppercut, which Main avoids, sneaking to Engy's side and nailing him with a knee lift, and then a sharp arm drag. Engy gets up almost immediately and Main tags him with a dropkick to the face! Engy slides into the ropes and out onto the apron. Main hits a running baseball slide that shoots Engy onto the floor once more! And then, Main goes to the top rope! What is he doing?! Is he....is he.....
OH MY GOD MAIN TAKES FLIGHT WITH A HUGE MOONSAULT! HE....HE....HE CRASHES! ENGY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! You can hear the breath leave Bobby's body in a hurry, he writhes, holding his stomach and rolling in agony. But Engy's not moving either, not at first. He slowly starts to stir and, seeing Main in agony, he jumps on him and starts to blatantly choke him with both hands! The ref has been counting them down the whole time!
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In a rage, Engy wrenches Bobby to his feet and signals for the DELIRIUM TREMENS! He hefts Bobby up, but somehow Bobby uses Engy's momentum against him, flips up and over and grabs Engy's head into a sick DDT! Both men are down again, seeing stars and no doubt in terrible pain and exhaustion. The fans are at a fever pitch! Then, Main limply drapes an arm over Engy in a cover.
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3....NOPE! Engy tosses the arm off!
Bobby sits up, looking down at his opponent and wiping the blood from his eyes. He slams a fist down on the mat and gets slowly to his feet. Engy's still not up. Bobby goes to a far corner, still holding his abdomen and feeling the effects of that botched moonsault. But his fans cheer him on and, with a slight smile, he looks at them and back at the champion. Main goes to Engy again and forces him up. He boots Engy in the stomach and lifts him up into another suplex variant, a snap suplex! Engy skitters along the canvas. Bobby's abdomen twinges him again and he has to stop for a moment. He may even have fractured a rib! But he fights through it, dragging Engy by one arm to the center of the ring and covering him again.
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2....
3....ENGY KICKS OUT AGAIN! But Bobby laughs, almost like he was expecting this level of fight by now. Bobby gets Engy up once more, powering him up onto his shoulders with a wince of pain before drilling him with the DEAD MAN'S HAND! The Omega's fans pop huge for the appearance of one of his finishers! Bobby collapses on top of Engy to cover him. THIS MUST BE IT!
BUT MY GOD ENGY SPITS BLACK ICHOR IN MAIN'S EYES! Main falls off of Engy, flailing wildly! Engy just lays there, eyes fluttering like that took his last gasp of energy. Main shoots to his feet, in a panic and swinging wildly. Unfortunately, the ref gets in the way of a wild haymaker. THE REF GETS KNOCKED OUT! WE ARE NOW WITHOUT AN OFFICIAL! Bobby, not realizing what he's done, finds a corner and sits in it, frantically trying to regain his sight. Engy takes a long time to move, and when he finally does it's to roll out of the ring and drop limply to the floor outside. Joachim goes to Engy, looking extremely concerned. Bobby is still fighting for his vision back in the ring.
Joachim says something pleadingly to Engy, but the camera doesn't catch it. Engy just uses Joachim's body to crawl up to a standing position. And then, he looks in the ring and sees the ref down! Engy gets a sick smile on his face and he reaches under the ring. He rummages around under there for a bit and then....oh my sweet mother of God, he pulls out a rifle wrapped in barbed wire! IT'S BEARDED WAR PIG'S 'LIL ENGY! Engy then pulls something from his pocket, it's a zippo lighter! JESUS, THE THING MUST HAVE BEEN DOUSED IN KEROSENE BECAUSE IT BLAZES TO LIFE! Engy's fans pop HUGE! Joachim's eyes go wide and he turns to excoriate his father but Engy is already climbing in the ring! He's approaching Main with 'Lil Engy and there is no official to stop him!
Meanwhile, Main starts to get back the majority of his sight just in time to see the flaming weapon bearing down on him! All Main can do is duck and cover as he gets battered with it! The lunatic XWF fans cheer! Main tries desperately to crawl to the middle of the ring as Engy brings the weapn down on his back again and again! Main cries out in pain and finally stops moving! Engy kicks him onto his back and goes to push the flaming end of Lil Engy into Mains face! JESUS CHRIST HE'S GONNA KILL HIM! Man, out of desperation, takes hold of the burning weapon, singing his hands but keeping it from marring his face forever! Main screams as he fights for control of the barbed wire club, finally snatching it away and throwing it out of the ring. But blisters are already forming on his hands! Engy wrenches Main to his feet, head butting him again and lifting him up for the DELIRIUM TREMENS! Bobby gets drilled onto the back of his neck and gets covered!
No ref.
Engy looks aghast, having forgotten the ref was out of comission! Engy lunges at the ref, dragging him by his shirt over to Bobby, cussing and hollering the whole way. Engy gives the ref a couple slaps that finally wake him up, and he drops on Bobby for the cover once more! The ref slowly counts....
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2......
3.......YES! WAIT, NO! BOBBY BARELY KICKS OUT! JESUS TAP DANCING AND HULA HOOPING FUCK HE KICKS OUT AFTER ALL THAT! Engy, sick with anger, starts to throttle Bobby again! The ref, who is finally regaining all his wits, yells at Engy to stop and starts counting down the illegal hold.
1....2..... Engy moans and finally stops. But he drags Bobby up again.
Engy brings Bobby up for one more ride and.....DELIRIUM TREMENS AGAIN! He collapses on him for the cover.
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3! BOBBY FAILS TO ROUSE! MY GOD IT'S OVER! ENGY'S WON AGAIN!!!
"Frontier Psychiatrist" hits as Engy rolls off of Bobby, and even he himself looks shocked that he could finally put Bobby away. Bruce Buffer takes hold of the Universal Championship on the outside of the ring and gets inside. Joachim also rolls in and starts to help his father to his feet, propping him up and smiling. Bruce hands The Engineer his championship and asks for a mic.
Here is your winner, and STILL UNIVERSAL CHAMPION.....THEEEEEEEEEEE ENGINEEEEEEEER!
Engy holds the title up, looking like he's just grateful to have survived. The fans are cheering him on.
But a very different scene is occuring outside the ring. Robert Main is on the floor, on his hands and knees. The ref is checking on him, but Bobby just shoves him away. Bobby looks up at the scene playing out in the ring. He looks down at the boils on his hands. The blood still hitting the floor as it drips off his face. His expression cracks. And he speaks just one word.
No.
Bobby gets up and grabs the referee by the shirt. The din of the arena drowns out what is said to everyone but the camera front and center.
Briefcase. Bobby gasps out. The ref looks confused. Bobby shakes him. I'M CASHING IN RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Bobby roars. The ref looks stunned, and then he numbly shakes his head "yes". Bobby then turns to the rinside area and shoves the time keeper out of his seat, snapping up the steel folding chair.
Back in the ring, Joachim is still celebrating with The Engineer.
He doesn't even see it coming.
The Omega rolls into the ring with the chair behind the champ, and drills him in the back of the head with the chair. Engy falls out of Joachim's arms. Joachim looks up at Bobby, shocked, and he gets nailed with a chair shot to the skull too! Buffer books it out of dodge at this carnage. Bobby allows himself a brief moment to look longingly at the Universal Championship, before refocusing his gaze on Engy. Then, like a man possessed, he unloads on him with chair shot after chair shot! Each one echoing like thunder before a shocked audience. 10 shots. 20 shots. Bobby's out of his fucking mind! Engy is completely still. There is no life.
Bobby drops down for the cover. The ref rolls in.
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New Universal Goddamn Champion. ROBERT 'THE OMEGA' MAIN
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3! BOBBY FAILS TO ROUSE! MY GOD IT'S OVER! ENGY'S WON AGAIN!!!
"Frontier Psychiatrist" hits as Engy rolls off of Bobby, and even he himself looks shocked that he could finally put Bobby away. Bruce Buffer takes hold of the Universal Championship on the outside of the ring and gets inside. Joachim also rolls in and starts to help his father to his feet, propping him up and smiling. Bruce hands The Engineer his championship and asks for a mic.
Here is your winner, and STILL UNIVERSAL CHAMPION.....THEEEEEEEEEEE ENGINEEEEEEEER!
Engy holds the title up, looking like he's just grateful to have survived. The fans are cheering him on.
But a very different scene is occuring outside the ring. Robert Main is on the floor, on his hands and knees. The ref is checking on him, but Bobby just shoves him away. Bobby looks up at the scene playing out in the ring. He looks down at the boils on his hands. The blood still hitting the floor as it drips off his face. His expression cracks. And he speaks just one word.
No.
Bobby gets up and grabs the referee by the shirt. The din of the arena drowns out what is said to everyone but the camera front and center.
Briefcase. Bobby gasps out. The ref looks confused. Bobby shakes him. I'M CASHING IN RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Bobby roars. The ref looks stunned, and then he numbly shakes his head "yes". Bobby then turns to the rinside area and shoves the time keeper out of his seat, snapping up the steel folding chair.
Back in the ring, Joachim is still celebrating with The Engineer.
He doesn't even see it coming.
The Omega rolls into the ring with the chair behind the champ, and drills him in the back of the head with the chair. Engy falls out of Joachim's arms. Joachim looks up at Bobby, shocked, and he gets nailed with a chair shot to the skull too! Buffer books it out of dodge at this carnage. Bobby allows himself a brief moment to look longingly at the Universal Championship, before refocusing his gaze on Engy. Then, like a man possessed, he unloads on him with chair shot after chair shot! Each one echoing like thunder before a shocked audience. 10 shots. 20 shots. Bobby's out of his fucking mind! Engy is completely still. There is no life.
Bobby drops down for the cover. The ref rolls in.
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New Universal Goddamn Champion. ROBERT 'THE OMEGA' MAIN
A hush descends over the crowd as the struggle to process what just happened. Robert Main, a manic gleam in his eye, scoops up the Universal Championship as medics rush out from the back to check on the former champion and his son. Bobby's music hits and he mounts the top turnbuckle, holding the title aloft and letting out a primal scream of sheer joy.
Long live the king.
Long live the king.