Post by Robert "The Omega" Main on Dec 16, 2018 22:50:32 GMT -8
Robert appeared before the merrier of his dressing room, in all his splendor. His head bandaged from a bite, eyes black, body war-torn from a life or death situation. Through it all, he still looked astounding in his tailored grey suit with a charismatic lavender tie. Underneath his majestic beard, his chiseled jaw lifted slightly with an arrogant, engrossing smirk. Some would say Robert was egotistical and quite overbearing at times. Robert sees his attitude as fearlessness and having a backbone in a time where backbones have disappeared. His eyes were shimmering, dressed to impress! He was a fascinating man with an irresistible sense of humor! Robert was larger than life though he didn't show it. His dirty blond hair reached the tailored shoulders of his suit, which he had left stylishly open over a crisp white dress shirt. He stood tall looking himself over! His long limbs were straight but not stiff by any means, holding his head high Robert raises one eyebrow before wincing in agony, his hands covered in bandages from the burns sustained at the hands of Engy. He grinds his teeth pushing through, placing his gold Rolex on his wrist! He checks the time before walking back over to the leather couch taking a seat just on the edge putting on his black dress shoes!
Drew: “Bob meat tray (Drew points at a hand full of various meats and cheeses) off da hook!”
Robert takes a split second adjusting his first dress shoe
“Drew, how are you always eating?”
Drew: “You know I’m a nervous eater!”
“Lucky your ass isn’t in prison. That stunt you pulled on the plane.. (Robert shakes his head) I pulled a lot of strings man a lot!”
Drew: “I’ve already apologized a million times. (Drew looks to the floor) I was trying to save people’s lives, Robert! DAMN THE DEW!” (Drew shouts)
Robert rolls his eyes walking over to the table filled with finger foods. Robert glanced over the table seeing various cheeses, meats, vegetables and fruits along with large shrimp cocktails. Robert heaps his small plate gazing down at what he was about to consume, cheese squares, cheddar to be exact Robert popped a few in his mouth nodding.
“Damn! Great cheese.”
Drew hands, Robert, a glass of bourbon. Robert pops a few more pieces of cheese in his mouth before swirling the bourbon in his short crystal glass, concentrating on the sound of the ice cubes hitting the crystal walls. Robert places the glass just below his nose breathing in an aroma that took years in an oak barrel can achieve. He eyed the amber liquid and the golden glow of the glass-like ice cubes. Robert continued watching, mesmerized just watching its gentle vortex was hypnotizing enough. As the bourbon settled he brought it to his weathered-cracked lips and let the bronzed fluid sit in his mouth a while before swallowing. He closed his eyes, dwelling only on the flavor. The elixir of life. Robert again raised the glass taking another sip, feeling the keen burn on his tongue and throat- a burn that felt so wonderful.
“God it’s euphoric!” (Drew interrupts)
Drew: “Steve Sayors is ready for you! Hey while you are doing this interview thing. I’m going to head outside. There was this buffed-out kangaroo giving me the eye. I’m going to go and find out what his problem is!”
“Drew for the love of God, don’t get into any trouble, please! And, I can’t believe I’m going to say this! Don’t fight a fucking kangaroo!”
Drew: “I’m appalled, you think I would fight a wild animal? Bob when do I ever get into trouble?”
“Are you kidding me right now? Every time you step into public. You’ve been out of the hospital a hot second and look! Ho Lee Fuk, the airport, the air plane! You got tasered in the neck. Most people piss their pants. Remember when you were home alone a few years ago at Jim’s? You destroyed the place thinking someone was trying to break in!”
Drew: “Okay people pissing their pants when tasered! MYTH! Ho Lee Fuk I was trying to get your money’s worth, Bob! The air plane (Drew clinches his fist) was the DEW! NO MORE MOTHER FUCKING DEW! Jim’s good times!”
“You literally lobbed a brick hitting a lady upside her head. She was trying to do her job!”
Drew: “Her job? Bobby that woman was a terrorist! She was passing out tainted DEW! He’s here!”
“Let um in”
******After A Few Moments The Interview Starts******
Steve: “Ladies and Gentlemen I am here sitting with the New XWF Universal Champion Robert “The Omega” Main. Last week Robert shocked the world taking the Championship from the longest reigning Universal Champion in modern history The Engineer. Robert before I get into the questions how does it feel?”
“From day one I’ve told the world I would become The Universal Champion, now did that take longer than expected? Absolutely!”
Robert runs his hand over the crisp Championship perched over his shoulder
“That right there on my shoulder is a fuck you to every single doubter out there! You people are yellow-bellied bitches who tried to hold me down! You know who you are! I told the entire world a long time ago that I would be Universal Champion! The skeptics were quick to judge, the cynics turned their noses up at me. Look at me now! Now I bring solidarity. I have always been an individual, proud of every single achievement I have underneath my belt. The road was long and winding but here I stand, having won my peace. I walked a map of scars. I was the student of those who spoke boldly. From them, I became experienced. If you believe you can be a champion, you will be. If you acknowledge you can stride over frontiers, you can.
Robert looks to the Championship
"How does it feel? Steve, it feels like a long time coming, it feels like I am finally at home.”
Steve: “Robert let’s go back to last Wednesday night, after a long grueling match, some say match of the year candidate. We witnessed Engy defeat you. Then you cashed in, why then?”
Robert pops his neck
“The bigger question Steve is why not? You see I have passed up my destiny once before, I could not do it again. In that moment blood pouring from my head onto the floor, my hands badly burned I knew I had a decision to make. I said no, I wouldn’t accept defeat. So, I changed the outcome. The strongest choices in life often require the strongest wills. I told everyone going into this match that I would walk out as Champion one way or the other and I did just that. See I had something most men never had against Dexter Bright. I had an insurance policy, a second chance. Unlike many others, I had an ace in the hole, and I used it.”
Steve: “Some say you lost it? Others say you will continue to live in The Engineer’s shadow. He’s the man “The Omega” could never defeat!”
Robert quickly snaps back
“A man I could never topple? I’m sitting right fucking here as Champion. You can slice this however you’d like to Steve, I won this belt the same way Engy did. I cashed in. There are no sidebars in the record books. This isn’t the Chris Chaos hour, asterisks, red tape and excuses. Winning is winning point blank! In the end, I won that’s what matters. The difference between him and I is night and day! At the very least I was man enough to do it right to his face. I didn’t hide in the shadows and wait for vulnerability, there was no opportune time, I was a man about this. I got right in The Engineers face and dared him. I did this all on my own. After the match, I was not going to sit there and let that man rain on my parade, so I cashed in. I did what any other man would have done if they were in my spot, so I folded up a steel chair and crushed the life out of Dexter Bright, shot after shot! This is the fucking big leagues and I was swinging for the fences. I didn’t lose anything. I did what I had to do one chair shot at a time. I live in no man’s shadow either. I’m the fucking Champion now. Not Engy!”
Steve: “30 chair shots?”
“That’s a small price to pay for salvation isn’t it Steve?”
Steve: “Seems a bit over the top don’t you think?”
“Steve do me a favor and get off Engy’s nut sack for a second. He tried to fucking kill me, and you are telling me what I did was over the top. The man is a psychopath, he has murdered people. What I did was a small drop in the bucket compared to the ladder. In this business, it’s an eye for an eye. I swung away until I seen him go lifeless. There was nothing more left than a greasy spot in the middle of the ring. He asked if I was willing to take his life? I answered with a thunderous vengeance. This has been a long time coming, someone was bound to do this. I was just man enough to pull the god damn trigger several times. I emptied a clip in his ass and I’d do it again if I had to. The man had cancer, I did him a fucking favor by putting him down old yeller style. I showed him mercy! He is the one who decided to push the line, the problem is I pushed back, and it cost him everything! I used his own game against him.”
Steve: “Going forward what can we expect from “The Omega” as Universal Champion?”
“A reign this business has never seen.”
Steve: “Robert you just won the Championship and now you face your first opponent Gator. Defending for the first time. Thoughts?”
“Yea Steve this is the part where you shut up and watch how it’s done. This match coming up is the litmus test for my reign. But the big question swirling around is will “The Omega” be healed enough to take on this challenge. Simple answer at 50% I still beat Gator to a pulp. Speaking of the devil Gator where have you gone? You would think a man with a golden opportunity like this would be chomping at the bit. Here I thought you would jump out of the starting blocks like a man possessed! Like a wrecking ball, you would tear into the very foundation that is Robert Main! Continuously attacking, hell on wheels! You’ve got a shot in the dark to be the man, time to step up to the plate and fight like you have never fought before. But nope you've gone into hiding! You've gone underground, keeping under covers sheltering in place.
I can’t say that I blame you. You know the storm is about to smack you dead in the face, don’t you? Gator for a while I did decide to keep quiet. I wanted to see what you had to bring to the table! I figured you had a fire burning inside your gut, you know a point to prove. This is the true underdog story. You could be Rudy. A chance of a lifetime, this could have been your hallmark moment… But I guess I was misguided about raging inferno that I thought you would have. Maybe your more like an amber gasping for air! Suddenly the courageous Gator realized the shit storm he was truly in the middle of! Now you've suppressed that big mouth! Ducking me will only work for so long! You will have to face the music one way or the other. Take a deep breath kid you still have a few days before I mangle you dead center!
I've seen many men come and go Gator, but I've never seen a man tuck tail so expeditiously and throw up the white flag! Do you think for one second that a muzzled Gator will intimidate the champion? I’m sure management cautioned you before this thing was even signed! Warning you of what could happen to you in the ring! My guess is your mouth overrode your pride, your eye was bigger than your stomach and now I'll make sure you pay the price! If the forewarning was not enough, you should have done your research. Look at what Engy and I just went through “The Omega” don't go down without one hell of a fight first! You penned this novel of a nightmare, now I’ll finish the story! I will make an example out of you. I’ll show the entire world Gator is nothing more than a boy playing make-believe in a man’s world.
You’re a coward and I will expose you to the entire world. Come this super show I will show you firsthand what type of man you are dealing with. See there are good guys and bad guys in this world. Gator in the ring guess which one of those I am. I’ve bleed buckets, crawled through a mile of shit, been injured and pushed through to get where I am. If I went through all of that, what do you think I’ll do to keep this Championship belt? What lengths will I go to? This belt is going to have to be pried out of my cold dead hand's pal, and you’re not the one who’s gonna do it. I’m not afraid to have my boots filled with my own blood. Question is, are you?”
Robert leans back on the leather couch placing the Universal Championship in his lap patting it a few times for good measure then sipping on his bourbon
“Funny what this twelve pounds of gold can make one think he is capable of huh? Gator you decided to dive in head first without a life jacket. Didn’t you realize that this was the deep end of the pool? This is where the sharks swim kid! Singing up for this affair was an ill-advised move on your part, it's laughable you thought you even had a chance at obtaining what is mine! Just how feeble-minded are you Gator? Stepping into the ring with me might just be the most irresponsible move you could have ever made! Epically if you want to continue with this career path. You see every man and woman that steps foot in the XWF wants a shot at immortality! Yet, the ravenous and starving want to eat but they won't sit down at the table! Gator, you fit into this category! That right there is a major factor in this match!
When I came into the XWF over two years ago I didn't sit back and twiddle my thumbs, I didn’t stick my thumb in my ass and blow into the wind. I went on the hunt immediately for everything I was told I could never have! During my expedition, I established that there was one thing that can immobilize Robert Main! That’s Robert Main! I am a man filled to the brim with creativeness, I'm a king walking a path filled with sheep and every now and then the King has to remind the foolish just why he is King in the first place! That starts with you. I don't lose one-bit sleep over the opinions of sheep Gator! So, if and when you do decide to shoot your mouth off just remember the word sheep.”
Robert takes another drink now grinning through his busted lip
“Gator do you think for one second, I am blessed with everything that I have today, simply because everything on my path went perfectly? I’ve been rewarded because I brawled for everything I have, and I’ll continue to do just that! I have found my purpose and honestly, I have become an unstoppable force of nature! I don't need to demonstrate how much of a threat I am to you! The writing is already on the wall. There is no need for me to establish myself or justify my talent. My list of accomplishments speaks for themselves. I don't need to tell you how unpredictable I can be. I’ve always been a dicey daredevil moving at a breakneck pace in the ring. The world already acknowledges Robert Main is a death-defying maniac willing to play with fire. The fans have seen me in operation, my opponents have felt the sting of “The Omega”! I will admit one thing signing on the dotted line makes you courageous son of a bitch! But just because you are a gallant person doesn't mean you go looking for trouble in all the wrong places. I have no issue with playing Russian roulette, do you?”
Steve: “Robert, last question now that Drew is back can we assume APEX is back online?”
Robert gives Steve a dirty look
“What makes you think that APEX ever left dick head?”
The door burst open as Robert and Steve pause
Lady: “Mr. Main?”
“You can call me Champ darling?”
Lady: “Your associate is in the Parking lot shouting at a Kangaroo! What should we do?
"Damn it!"
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Drew: “Bob meat tray (Drew points at a hand full of various meats and cheeses) off da hook!”
Robert takes a split second adjusting his first dress shoe
“Drew, how are you always eating?”
Drew: “You know I’m a nervous eater!”
“Lucky your ass isn’t in prison. That stunt you pulled on the plane.. (Robert shakes his head) I pulled a lot of strings man a lot!”
Drew: “I’ve already apologized a million times. (Drew looks to the floor) I was trying to save people’s lives, Robert! DAMN THE DEW!” (Drew shouts)
Robert rolls his eyes walking over to the table filled with finger foods. Robert glanced over the table seeing various cheeses, meats, vegetables and fruits along with large shrimp cocktails. Robert heaps his small plate gazing down at what he was about to consume, cheese squares, cheddar to be exact Robert popped a few in his mouth nodding.
“Damn! Great cheese.”
Drew hands, Robert, a glass of bourbon. Robert pops a few more pieces of cheese in his mouth before swirling the bourbon in his short crystal glass, concentrating on the sound of the ice cubes hitting the crystal walls. Robert places the glass just below his nose breathing in an aroma that took years in an oak barrel can achieve. He eyed the amber liquid and the golden glow of the glass-like ice cubes. Robert continued watching, mesmerized just watching its gentle vortex was hypnotizing enough. As the bourbon settled he brought it to his weathered-cracked lips and let the bronzed fluid sit in his mouth a while before swallowing. He closed his eyes, dwelling only on the flavor. The elixir of life. Robert again raised the glass taking another sip, feeling the keen burn on his tongue and throat- a burn that felt so wonderful.
“God it’s euphoric!” (Drew interrupts)
Drew: “Steve Sayors is ready for you! Hey while you are doing this interview thing. I’m going to head outside. There was this buffed-out kangaroo giving me the eye. I’m going to go and find out what his problem is!”
“Drew for the love of God, don’t get into any trouble, please! And, I can’t believe I’m going to say this! Don’t fight a fucking kangaroo!”
Drew: “I’m appalled, you think I would fight a wild animal? Bob when do I ever get into trouble?”
“Are you kidding me right now? Every time you step into public. You’ve been out of the hospital a hot second and look! Ho Lee Fuk, the airport, the air plane! You got tasered in the neck. Most people piss their pants. Remember when you were home alone a few years ago at Jim’s? You destroyed the place thinking someone was trying to break in!”
Drew: “Okay people pissing their pants when tasered! MYTH! Ho Lee Fuk I was trying to get your money’s worth, Bob! The air plane (Drew clinches his fist) was the DEW! NO MORE MOTHER FUCKING DEW! Jim’s good times!”
“You literally lobbed a brick hitting a lady upside her head. She was trying to do her job!”
Drew: “Her job? Bobby that woman was a terrorist! She was passing out tainted DEW! He’s here!”
“Let um in”
******After A Few Moments The Interview Starts******
Steve: “Ladies and Gentlemen I am here sitting with the New XWF Universal Champion Robert “The Omega” Main. Last week Robert shocked the world taking the Championship from the longest reigning Universal Champion in modern history The Engineer. Robert before I get into the questions how does it feel?”
“From day one I’ve told the world I would become The Universal Champion, now did that take longer than expected? Absolutely!”
Robert runs his hand over the crisp Championship perched over his shoulder
“That right there on my shoulder is a fuck you to every single doubter out there! You people are yellow-bellied bitches who tried to hold me down! You know who you are! I told the entire world a long time ago that I would be Universal Champion! The skeptics were quick to judge, the cynics turned their noses up at me. Look at me now! Now I bring solidarity. I have always been an individual, proud of every single achievement I have underneath my belt. The road was long and winding but here I stand, having won my peace. I walked a map of scars. I was the student of those who spoke boldly. From them, I became experienced. If you believe you can be a champion, you will be. If you acknowledge you can stride over frontiers, you can.
Robert looks to the Championship
"How does it feel? Steve, it feels like a long time coming, it feels like I am finally at home.”
Steve: “Robert let’s go back to last Wednesday night, after a long grueling match, some say match of the year candidate. We witnessed Engy defeat you. Then you cashed in, why then?”
Robert pops his neck
“The bigger question Steve is why not? You see I have passed up my destiny once before, I could not do it again. In that moment blood pouring from my head onto the floor, my hands badly burned I knew I had a decision to make. I said no, I wouldn’t accept defeat. So, I changed the outcome. The strongest choices in life often require the strongest wills. I told everyone going into this match that I would walk out as Champion one way or the other and I did just that. See I had something most men never had against Dexter Bright. I had an insurance policy, a second chance. Unlike many others, I had an ace in the hole, and I used it.”
Steve: “Some say you lost it? Others say you will continue to live in The Engineer’s shadow. He’s the man “The Omega” could never defeat!”
Robert quickly snaps back
“A man I could never topple? I’m sitting right fucking here as Champion. You can slice this however you’d like to Steve, I won this belt the same way Engy did. I cashed in. There are no sidebars in the record books. This isn’t the Chris Chaos hour, asterisks, red tape and excuses. Winning is winning point blank! In the end, I won that’s what matters. The difference between him and I is night and day! At the very least I was man enough to do it right to his face. I didn’t hide in the shadows and wait for vulnerability, there was no opportune time, I was a man about this. I got right in The Engineers face and dared him. I did this all on my own. After the match, I was not going to sit there and let that man rain on my parade, so I cashed in. I did what any other man would have done if they were in my spot, so I folded up a steel chair and crushed the life out of Dexter Bright, shot after shot! This is the fucking big leagues and I was swinging for the fences. I didn’t lose anything. I did what I had to do one chair shot at a time. I live in no man’s shadow either. I’m the fucking Champion now. Not Engy!”
Steve: “30 chair shots?”
“That’s a small price to pay for salvation isn’t it Steve?”
Steve: “Seems a bit over the top don’t you think?”
“Steve do me a favor and get off Engy’s nut sack for a second. He tried to fucking kill me, and you are telling me what I did was over the top. The man is a psychopath, he has murdered people. What I did was a small drop in the bucket compared to the ladder. In this business, it’s an eye for an eye. I swung away until I seen him go lifeless. There was nothing more left than a greasy spot in the middle of the ring. He asked if I was willing to take his life? I answered with a thunderous vengeance. This has been a long time coming, someone was bound to do this. I was just man enough to pull the god damn trigger several times. I emptied a clip in his ass and I’d do it again if I had to. The man had cancer, I did him a fucking favor by putting him down old yeller style. I showed him mercy! He is the one who decided to push the line, the problem is I pushed back, and it cost him everything! I used his own game against him.”
Steve: “Going forward what can we expect from “The Omega” as Universal Champion?”
“A reign this business has never seen.”
Steve: “Robert you just won the Championship and now you face your first opponent Gator. Defending for the first time. Thoughts?”
“Yea Steve this is the part where you shut up and watch how it’s done. This match coming up is the litmus test for my reign. But the big question swirling around is will “The Omega” be healed enough to take on this challenge. Simple answer at 50% I still beat Gator to a pulp. Speaking of the devil Gator where have you gone? You would think a man with a golden opportunity like this would be chomping at the bit. Here I thought you would jump out of the starting blocks like a man possessed! Like a wrecking ball, you would tear into the very foundation that is Robert Main! Continuously attacking, hell on wheels! You’ve got a shot in the dark to be the man, time to step up to the plate and fight like you have never fought before. But nope you've gone into hiding! You've gone underground, keeping under covers sheltering in place.
I can’t say that I blame you. You know the storm is about to smack you dead in the face, don’t you? Gator for a while I did decide to keep quiet. I wanted to see what you had to bring to the table! I figured you had a fire burning inside your gut, you know a point to prove. This is the true underdog story. You could be Rudy. A chance of a lifetime, this could have been your hallmark moment… But I guess I was misguided about raging inferno that I thought you would have. Maybe your more like an amber gasping for air! Suddenly the courageous Gator realized the shit storm he was truly in the middle of! Now you've suppressed that big mouth! Ducking me will only work for so long! You will have to face the music one way or the other. Take a deep breath kid you still have a few days before I mangle you dead center!
I've seen many men come and go Gator, but I've never seen a man tuck tail so expeditiously and throw up the white flag! Do you think for one second that a muzzled Gator will intimidate the champion? I’m sure management cautioned you before this thing was even signed! Warning you of what could happen to you in the ring! My guess is your mouth overrode your pride, your eye was bigger than your stomach and now I'll make sure you pay the price! If the forewarning was not enough, you should have done your research. Look at what Engy and I just went through “The Omega” don't go down without one hell of a fight first! You penned this novel of a nightmare, now I’ll finish the story! I will make an example out of you. I’ll show the entire world Gator is nothing more than a boy playing make-believe in a man’s world.
You’re a coward and I will expose you to the entire world. Come this super show I will show you firsthand what type of man you are dealing with. See there are good guys and bad guys in this world. Gator in the ring guess which one of those I am. I’ve bleed buckets, crawled through a mile of shit, been injured and pushed through to get where I am. If I went through all of that, what do you think I’ll do to keep this Championship belt? What lengths will I go to? This belt is going to have to be pried out of my cold dead hand's pal, and you’re not the one who’s gonna do it. I’m not afraid to have my boots filled with my own blood. Question is, are you?”
Robert leans back on the leather couch placing the Universal Championship in his lap patting it a few times for good measure then sipping on his bourbon
“Funny what this twelve pounds of gold can make one think he is capable of huh? Gator you decided to dive in head first without a life jacket. Didn’t you realize that this was the deep end of the pool? This is where the sharks swim kid! Singing up for this affair was an ill-advised move on your part, it's laughable you thought you even had a chance at obtaining what is mine! Just how feeble-minded are you Gator? Stepping into the ring with me might just be the most irresponsible move you could have ever made! Epically if you want to continue with this career path. You see every man and woman that steps foot in the XWF wants a shot at immortality! Yet, the ravenous and starving want to eat but they won't sit down at the table! Gator, you fit into this category! That right there is a major factor in this match!
When I came into the XWF over two years ago I didn't sit back and twiddle my thumbs, I didn’t stick my thumb in my ass and blow into the wind. I went on the hunt immediately for everything I was told I could never have! During my expedition, I established that there was one thing that can immobilize Robert Main! That’s Robert Main! I am a man filled to the brim with creativeness, I'm a king walking a path filled with sheep and every now and then the King has to remind the foolish just why he is King in the first place! That starts with you. I don't lose one-bit sleep over the opinions of sheep Gator! So, if and when you do decide to shoot your mouth off just remember the word sheep.”
Robert takes another drink now grinning through his busted lip
“Gator do you think for one second, I am blessed with everything that I have today, simply because everything on my path went perfectly? I’ve been rewarded because I brawled for everything I have, and I’ll continue to do just that! I have found my purpose and honestly, I have become an unstoppable force of nature! I don't need to demonstrate how much of a threat I am to you! The writing is already on the wall. There is no need for me to establish myself or justify my talent. My list of accomplishments speaks for themselves. I don't need to tell you how unpredictable I can be. I’ve always been a dicey daredevil moving at a breakneck pace in the ring. The world already acknowledges Robert Main is a death-defying maniac willing to play with fire. The fans have seen me in operation, my opponents have felt the sting of “The Omega”! I will admit one thing signing on the dotted line makes you courageous son of a bitch! But just because you are a gallant person doesn't mean you go looking for trouble in all the wrong places. I have no issue with playing Russian roulette, do you?”
Steve: “Robert, last question now that Drew is back can we assume APEX is back online?”
Robert gives Steve a dirty look
“What makes you think that APEX ever left dick head?”
The door burst open as Robert and Steve pause
Lady: “Mr. Main?”
“You can call me Champ darling?”
Lady: “Your associate is in the Parking lot shouting at a Kangaroo! What should we do?
"Damn it!"
******STATIC******