Post by Robert "The Omega" Main on Dec 18, 2018 22:45:23 GMT -8
“Drew what in the hell are you doing?”
Drew: “Bobby be bad, this kangaroo gave me the eye going into the building (pointing) I’ve taken a lot of shit in life, but I’ll be dammed if I take it from a kangaroo. (pointing) These animals in these third world countries act just like the people.”
“Drew…. Uh…. Australia…. Um…..”
Drew: “I know we might as well be in Mexico.. Third world Bobby third world! Hey Bob, what’s a kangaroo’s favorite music?”
Robert shrugs
Drew: “Hip Hop!”
Robert smiles for a moment shaking his head
“We doin this?”
Drew: “Damn right! What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season.. (Drew pauses) spring!”
The kangaroo who was bouncing in place suddenly stops almost as if it understood Drew was making jokes about it. Drew continues laughing at his own jokes as the kangaroo stands up tall looking down at Drew flexing. Robert raises his eyebrows shocked how big the kangaroo is. Drew leers up at the kangaroo and gets shoved a foot or two backwards. Robert and Drew look at one another taken back. Drew wasted no time in shoving the kangaroo back.
Drew: “You want to throw down mother fucker?”
Suddenly the kangaroo uses both feet kicking Drew to the ground. Robert chuckles. Then the kangaroo flexes its muscles.
“Damn!”
Drew: “Oh, that’s it kangaroo Jack! It’s on like Donkey Kong’s!”
Drew gets up slowly then gets kicked to the ground once more
Drew: “He’s hopping mad Bobby… Get it.. Hopping man? You get it.”
Drew tries to get up one more time and is kicked to the ground once more. Drew slams his fists on the ground screaming.
Drew: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. This short-armed T-Rex looking deer! That's it!”
Drew ascends from the ground like David Blain discharging a ferocious uppercut clocking the kangaroo in the jaw. The two exchange blows as Robert steps into the foreground of the camera.
“I’m just going to let all of that play out behind me. Drew’s always been an adrenaline junkie, danger had always been like an aphrodisiac to him, the more extreme the better. In this case.”
Robert looks back over his shoulder
“The kangaroo did shove him first. Anyway Gator…. I honestly thought by now you’d at the very least get an over the top browbeating in! Hell, I didn’t even get that? Here I am the new Universal Champion, and this is the respect you show me? The utter lack of respect is astounding. This only makes me want to pummel you even further than I had already planned on! I can’t even get a scowled face or a few snarling words? No flexing of the muscles, nothing at all. No talk and no action! You won’t even make a threat! Are you this afraid of me? I am going to push you around like an amateur, but that is beside the point. Soon Gator you will become the bullied! I don't make threats I make promises! You're compromised, kid, I’m going to creep up and stab you from behind I've pressured you into a scenario there is no way out of! Signing on that dotted line against me, you painted yourself into a corner with nowhere to run and for what? A shot at glory? You won’t even argue, what’s going to happen in the ring? Complete dominance. You are the caged animal and I’ll become your master!”
Arrogance was Robert’s nastiest vice. In this big wide world of confusion, Robert knew where he was going and just how the hell he would get there.
“Kid I don't get the jitters or panic over anyone with the right stuff! You know ability, talent. With the right mindset, you could become whatever you wanted. Just not Universal Champion of course. The problem for me at this point in my career is finding someone with enough aptitude to challenge me in the ring! I would hope you don’t believe I break out in a sweat over this quite treatment if you think so you are misguided! Where ever I go, pay per view, Savage, Warfare I do one thing! Win my matches and retain my Championship whatever it may be at the time. That's more than you can say! Remember your championship run? Neither do I, Robert Main will never cower, shutter or fret looking across the ring at Gator! I’ve done everything that you just can't seem to do. I win my matches and retain my Championships! I'm not a man with egg on my face! I am everything you cannot be and will not be! As long as I am number one! You’re in no man’s land wandering aimlessly, stuck in limbo! You're a bitch looking for an easy win, and by your track record, easy wins are hard to come by here in the XWF at least for men like yourself! I'm going to shine up my Universal Championship real nice and after I thump you within inches of your life, as you lie there in the middle of the ring busted up and collapsed underneath the pressure Know as Robert Main, staring at the lights wondering what semi just steamrolled your ass! I'm going to grab you by the hair and run my belt right across your shattered face! I'm going to make you look real hard at my Championship! Because that will be as close as you will ever get to it, as long as I am Champion!”
Robert peeks over his shoulder noticing Drew on the back of the kangaroo his arms wrapped around the kangaroo’s neck. Drew has the kangaroo in a sleeper hold.
“Sleeper hold? Nice! Where was I? Oh, Gator you know it's really captivating you believe you honestly have a shot at taking possession of what is my god given right! You cannot and will not halt my incumbency as Universal Champion! King's never fall to the peasant's sword in battle! This Championship is my throne! One I will continue to sit upon after this match! To overthrow me would put a sizable feather in your cap, the perplexity is Gator, I rarely lose any feathers! Your nothing more than another off of a list a mile long one by one I’ll flush each one of you down the toilet! I just pray a turd of your size doesn't plug the bowl!”
Robert turns around now the kangaroo has Drew in a sleeper hold. Drew’s arms are flopping around fighting for air. Drew slams the kangaroo into a tree loosening the grip. As Drew slips out, he begins climbing the tree.
“Gator everybody wants to be the very best, but the problem with being the very best is your only the greatest until someone more outstanding comes along. That’s why you will never hear me attach my name to the word best. I’m simply just astronomical. Gator nothing and I mean nothing that you have done in this lifetime will have prepared you enough to slay me in the ring! Your nothing more than a pocket-sized punching bag for guys like me! After this match you’ll need a scapegoat, you’ll need someone to accuse for all of your shortcomings. After I smash your credibility. You’ll quickly point the finger, never realizing there are three pointing right back at you! Will you blame management, that always seems to work! Denounce management for your lack of talent! reprehend “The Lover Boy” Vinnie Lane and all the top brass in the front office because you are an underachieving ass hole. Word of advice after this whole mess is over with take accountability for the catastrophe I handed you. Realize it was just not in the cards, go on with life. Gator, suck it up like a man, take it on the chin and pick yourself up, there is life after death…”
Drew: ”Cannonball bitch!”
Drew flies from the tree landing on the kangaroo
“Gator one final thing before I part. For me, it's not about The Universal Championship. Don’t get me wrong I want to keep it. But this match is about something more. It's not adequate just ruling the ring! It's about dominating this company, governing with an iron fist! I've handed you the golden ticket, a shot of a lifetime! You just won the Robert Main mega millions. I'm sick and tired of these down low fights! I'm tired of the Gilmours and Mc Brides of this world! Speaking of those two low hanging fruits maybe Drew and I should take those Tag Team titles? Anyway! I needed a step up in engagement, so I turned to a man who I thought had a motor for a mouth! Although not a monumental increase in athletic prowess but you seemed able-bodied. I had to defend my Championship and do it as soon as I could! With everything I’m handing you, what did you decide to do? NOTHING! The blood was still dripping from my skull as I signed on the dotted line. I put peoples asses in seats! I defy all the odds! I'm going to be the raging bull and you’re the clown in the pin, I’ll charge you full speed ahead! Now for the first time in your career, you are going to feel what it is like to be in the ring with real competition! Just like so many others in the past, you’ll surely shit the bed! At our little showdown, you want to put me to the test? Go ahead squirt, there will be no more words after I open fire, and when all the smoke clears and dust settles. I'll be the last man standing, as usual! I’ll take pleasure in dismantling you one limb at a time.”
Drew: “Uh… Bob, we got to go.. Now!”
“Why?”
Drew: “What do you call a kangaroo laying on the ground motionless?”
(Robert chuckles) “I don’t know Drew what?”
Drew: “A dead one!”
“Jesus Christ, you killed the thing?”
Drew: “He just couldn’t take the cannonball from the tree Bob!”
“These things endangered or something?
Drew: “Bob how in the world would I know the answer to that question? Hey maybe…. Hear me out…. We could….. We could sell the fur and make a coat? How stylish would that be Bobby?”
*****STATIC*****
“Some would say that I am a wicked, dastardly human being. A villainous degenerate filled with vicious malicious. I say I'm just wired differently than everyone else. In the ring I do become a black-hearted monster, I feel no agony, I only dish it out. Is this morally wrong? To become this sinister bastard? No! I become what I must, I adapt to my surroundings. Gator when I disembowel you nice and slow. I want to see the light go out in your eyes while I examine your insides. I want you to know how spiteful I can truly be. This match is a message, to all the hyenas lying in wake. To those in the shadows, waiting to come out of the woodwork, like vultures picking the meat from the bones of the dead. Tread lightly. I’m not the one you want to test. I’ll do anything, and I do mean anything to keep the Universal Championship right where it belongs. As each one of you miscreants tries, I’ll enjoy every second of annihilating you. I get a kick out of demonstrating how wrong people are about me. The ONLY MAN TO EVER DEFEAT ME WAS ENGY!”
Robert sighs
“And now he is gone! I am nothing more than a visionary with a dream. One that I am living now, and I’ll be dammed if anyone is going to take it away anytime soon. I don't care what anyone thinks of me as long as you adhere to my laws. I’ll be the first to proclaim that I have some very unorthodox methods, but they work. I know how life should be and I comprehend that others in this company are second-string to me. In my situation, I will simply show no compassion or leniency. I refuse to have compassion or sympathy. I’ll show no goodwill, there will be no pity. Once I became Universal Champion I understood why The Engineer was the way he was. I learned from a man who was crazy like a fox. That match changed my life forever. It changed the fabric of who I am, understand this! The kinder gentler Robert Main is pushing up daisies. I am the Champion and you will heed to my words! Or I’ll put you on the shelf for good!”
Drew: “Bobby be bad, this kangaroo gave me the eye going into the building (pointing) I’ve taken a lot of shit in life, but I’ll be dammed if I take it from a kangaroo. (pointing) These animals in these third world countries act just like the people.”
“Drew…. Uh…. Australia…. Um…..”
Drew: “I know we might as well be in Mexico.. Third world Bobby third world! Hey Bob, what’s a kangaroo’s favorite music?”
Robert shrugs
Drew: “Hip Hop!”
Robert smiles for a moment shaking his head
“We doin this?”
Drew: “Damn right! What’s a kangaroo’s favorite season.. (Drew pauses) spring!”
The kangaroo who was bouncing in place suddenly stops almost as if it understood Drew was making jokes about it. Drew continues laughing at his own jokes as the kangaroo stands up tall looking down at Drew flexing. Robert raises his eyebrows shocked how big the kangaroo is. Drew leers up at the kangaroo and gets shoved a foot or two backwards. Robert and Drew look at one another taken back. Drew wasted no time in shoving the kangaroo back.
Drew: “You want to throw down mother fucker?”
Suddenly the kangaroo uses both feet kicking Drew to the ground. Robert chuckles. Then the kangaroo flexes its muscles.
“Damn!”
Drew: “Oh, that’s it kangaroo Jack! It’s on like Donkey Kong’s!”
Drew gets up slowly then gets kicked to the ground once more
Drew: “He’s hopping mad Bobby… Get it.. Hopping man? You get it.”
Drew tries to get up one more time and is kicked to the ground once more. Drew slams his fists on the ground screaming.
Drew: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…. This short-armed T-Rex looking deer! That's it!”
Drew ascends from the ground like David Blain discharging a ferocious uppercut clocking the kangaroo in the jaw. The two exchange blows as Robert steps into the foreground of the camera.
“I’m just going to let all of that play out behind me. Drew’s always been an adrenaline junkie, danger had always been like an aphrodisiac to him, the more extreme the better. In this case.”
Robert looks back over his shoulder
“The kangaroo did shove him first. Anyway Gator…. I honestly thought by now you’d at the very least get an over the top browbeating in! Hell, I didn’t even get that? Here I am the new Universal Champion, and this is the respect you show me? The utter lack of respect is astounding. This only makes me want to pummel you even further than I had already planned on! I can’t even get a scowled face or a few snarling words? No flexing of the muscles, nothing at all. No talk and no action! You won’t even make a threat! Are you this afraid of me? I am going to push you around like an amateur, but that is beside the point. Soon Gator you will become the bullied! I don't make threats I make promises! You're compromised, kid, I’m going to creep up and stab you from behind I've pressured you into a scenario there is no way out of! Signing on that dotted line against me, you painted yourself into a corner with nowhere to run and for what? A shot at glory? You won’t even argue, what’s going to happen in the ring? Complete dominance. You are the caged animal and I’ll become your master!”
Arrogance was Robert’s nastiest vice. In this big wide world of confusion, Robert knew where he was going and just how the hell he would get there.
“Kid I don't get the jitters or panic over anyone with the right stuff! You know ability, talent. With the right mindset, you could become whatever you wanted. Just not Universal Champion of course. The problem for me at this point in my career is finding someone with enough aptitude to challenge me in the ring! I would hope you don’t believe I break out in a sweat over this quite treatment if you think so you are misguided! Where ever I go, pay per view, Savage, Warfare I do one thing! Win my matches and retain my Championship whatever it may be at the time. That's more than you can say! Remember your championship run? Neither do I, Robert Main will never cower, shutter or fret looking across the ring at Gator! I’ve done everything that you just can't seem to do. I win my matches and retain my Championships! I'm not a man with egg on my face! I am everything you cannot be and will not be! As long as I am number one! You’re in no man’s land wandering aimlessly, stuck in limbo! You're a bitch looking for an easy win, and by your track record, easy wins are hard to come by here in the XWF at least for men like yourself! I'm going to shine up my Universal Championship real nice and after I thump you within inches of your life, as you lie there in the middle of the ring busted up and collapsed underneath the pressure Know as Robert Main, staring at the lights wondering what semi just steamrolled your ass! I'm going to grab you by the hair and run my belt right across your shattered face! I'm going to make you look real hard at my Championship! Because that will be as close as you will ever get to it, as long as I am Champion!”
Robert peeks over his shoulder noticing Drew on the back of the kangaroo his arms wrapped around the kangaroo’s neck. Drew has the kangaroo in a sleeper hold.
“Sleeper hold? Nice! Where was I? Oh, Gator you know it's really captivating you believe you honestly have a shot at taking possession of what is my god given right! You cannot and will not halt my incumbency as Universal Champion! King's never fall to the peasant's sword in battle! This Championship is my throne! One I will continue to sit upon after this match! To overthrow me would put a sizable feather in your cap, the perplexity is Gator, I rarely lose any feathers! Your nothing more than another off of a list a mile long one by one I’ll flush each one of you down the toilet! I just pray a turd of your size doesn't plug the bowl!”
Robert turns around now the kangaroo has Drew in a sleeper hold. Drew’s arms are flopping around fighting for air. Drew slams the kangaroo into a tree loosening the grip. As Drew slips out, he begins climbing the tree.
“Gator everybody wants to be the very best, but the problem with being the very best is your only the greatest until someone more outstanding comes along. That’s why you will never hear me attach my name to the word best. I’m simply just astronomical. Gator nothing and I mean nothing that you have done in this lifetime will have prepared you enough to slay me in the ring! Your nothing more than a pocket-sized punching bag for guys like me! After this match you’ll need a scapegoat, you’ll need someone to accuse for all of your shortcomings. After I smash your credibility. You’ll quickly point the finger, never realizing there are three pointing right back at you! Will you blame management, that always seems to work! Denounce management for your lack of talent! reprehend “The Lover Boy” Vinnie Lane and all the top brass in the front office because you are an underachieving ass hole. Word of advice after this whole mess is over with take accountability for the catastrophe I handed you. Realize it was just not in the cards, go on with life. Gator, suck it up like a man, take it on the chin and pick yourself up, there is life after death…”
Drew: ”Cannonball bitch!”
Drew flies from the tree landing on the kangaroo
“Gator one final thing before I part. For me, it's not about The Universal Championship. Don’t get me wrong I want to keep it. But this match is about something more. It's not adequate just ruling the ring! It's about dominating this company, governing with an iron fist! I've handed you the golden ticket, a shot of a lifetime! You just won the Robert Main mega millions. I'm sick and tired of these down low fights! I'm tired of the Gilmours and Mc Brides of this world! Speaking of those two low hanging fruits maybe Drew and I should take those Tag Team titles? Anyway! I needed a step up in engagement, so I turned to a man who I thought had a motor for a mouth! Although not a monumental increase in athletic prowess but you seemed able-bodied. I had to defend my Championship and do it as soon as I could! With everything I’m handing you, what did you decide to do? NOTHING! The blood was still dripping from my skull as I signed on the dotted line. I put peoples asses in seats! I defy all the odds! I'm going to be the raging bull and you’re the clown in the pin, I’ll charge you full speed ahead! Now for the first time in your career, you are going to feel what it is like to be in the ring with real competition! Just like so many others in the past, you’ll surely shit the bed! At our little showdown, you want to put me to the test? Go ahead squirt, there will be no more words after I open fire, and when all the smoke clears and dust settles. I'll be the last man standing, as usual! I’ll take pleasure in dismantling you one limb at a time.”
Drew: “Uh… Bob, we got to go.. Now!”
“Why?”
Drew: “What do you call a kangaroo laying on the ground motionless?”
(Robert chuckles) “I don’t know Drew what?”
Drew: “A dead one!”
“Jesus Christ, you killed the thing?”
Drew: “He just couldn’t take the cannonball from the tree Bob!”
“These things endangered or something?
Drew: “Bob how in the world would I know the answer to that question? Hey maybe…. Hear me out…. We could….. We could sell the fur and make a coat? How stylish would that be Bobby?”
*****STATIC*****
“Some would say that I am a wicked, dastardly human being. A villainous degenerate filled with vicious malicious. I say I'm just wired differently than everyone else. In the ring I do become a black-hearted monster, I feel no agony, I only dish it out. Is this morally wrong? To become this sinister bastard? No! I become what I must, I adapt to my surroundings. Gator when I disembowel you nice and slow. I want to see the light go out in your eyes while I examine your insides. I want you to know how spiteful I can truly be. This match is a message, to all the hyenas lying in wake. To those in the shadows, waiting to come out of the woodwork, like vultures picking the meat from the bones of the dead. Tread lightly. I’m not the one you want to test. I’ll do anything, and I do mean anything to keep the Universal Championship right where it belongs. As each one of you miscreants tries, I’ll enjoy every second of annihilating you. I get a kick out of demonstrating how wrong people are about me. The ONLY MAN TO EVER DEFEAT ME WAS ENGY!”
Robert sighs
“And now he is gone! I am nothing more than a visionary with a dream. One that I am living now, and I’ll be dammed if anyone is going to take it away anytime soon. I don't care what anyone thinks of me as long as you adhere to my laws. I’ll be the first to proclaim that I have some very unorthodox methods, but they work. I know how life should be and I comprehend that others in this company are second-string to me. In my situation, I will simply show no compassion or leniency. I refuse to have compassion or sympathy. I’ll show no goodwill, there will be no pity. Once I became Universal Champion I understood why The Engineer was the way he was. I learned from a man who was crazy like a fox. That match changed my life forever. It changed the fabric of who I am, understand this! The kinder gentler Robert Main is pushing up daisies. I am the Champion and you will heed to my words! Or I’ll put you on the shelf for good!”