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Post by Zane Norrison on Dec 22, 2018 1:22:26 GMT -8
Zane Norrison watches as a box of pins, falls from the sky and crash lands, right on top of Robbie Bourbon. The box is so big and heavy, it not only knocks him down but it pins him to the ground as well. With a shrug, Zane hops on top the crate and takes a seat. A nearby ref also shrugs and decides to start the count.
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Post by Robbie Bourbon on Dec 22, 2018 1:59:14 GMT -8
Fortunately, unlike Zane Norrison, most people don't view 20 pound boxes all that big and heavy, and like just about most postpubescent males, Robbie Bourbon simply pushes the total combined weight of a 20 pound box of pins and the waif like Zane off,
KICKING OUT!
Robbie then snags Zane with a small package!
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The referee raises Robbie's hand in victory as Robbie opens the box of pins right next to the gobsmacked Zane.
Ah, right on time. Here you go, kiddo, maybe someday you'll be enough of a wrestler that you'll have merchandise too, until then...
Robbie pulls a pin out of the box. The pin says "I Got Pinned By Robbie Bourbon". Robbie puts it on the lapel of Zane's jacket as Zane is completely starstruck, caught up in the biggest single moment in his career. Robbie pats him on the shoulder proudly, sending him on his way.
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Post by Zane Norrison on Dec 22, 2018 2:51:05 GMT -8
Zane looks down at his Hart title, then snickers as he uses his phone and puts that pin directly up for sale on eBay.
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Post by Robbie Bourbon on Dec 22, 2018 2:56:06 GMT -8
Robbie looks back warmly at Zane, the lil scamp, remembering when he himself made the Hart Championship a relevant thing worth achieving.
You're welcome, buddy. I made that championship famous.
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