Wednesday Night Warfare! 9/12
Sept 14, 2018 19:16:14 GMT -8
Kid Kool, Damon Tyler, and 3 more like this
Post by Vinnie Lane on Sept 14, 2018 19:16:14 GMT -8
LIVE FROM SANTIAGO CHILE!!!
XWF PRESENTS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE!!!
XWF PRESENTS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT WARFARE!!!
OUTSIDE:
Damon Tyler pulls into the parking garage before the show. He slowly gets out of his Mini Cooper and slings his duffle bag over his shoulder and begins his slow gloomy walk into the arena.
Far behind him, we see a massive shadow lurking behind a large pillar.
Morbid Angel! And he has a motherfucking knife!
He slowly makes his way behind the "Demon" Damon Tyler to collect a dick!
Morbid's Spetsnaz training going into use here as he rolls on the ground like a log then quickly behind a wall to keep himself hidden from the eyes of Damon. He slowly pokes his head around the corner with the blade in front of his own face, he slowly licks the blade just before he slithers like a retarded snake after his potential victim.
Damon gets closer to the entrance and Morbid Angel stands up holding the knife, moving it like he was going to slice a thick sausage. He begins to prance like a gay faggot behind Damon and reach for his belt.
The sounds of tires screeching is heard. Morbid Angel looks up in time to see Peter Gilmours' cherry red Mustang to hit him and send him flying between two cars.
Damon looks behind him to see what the noise was and just see's Peter driving to his parking spot.
He turns and enters the building.
Shade -vs- Dirty Willy
The power to the arena is lost during this match and no one is really sure what happens. Was there violence? Possibly. Was there a perfectly executed double dutch rudder? Maybe. We aren’t here to judge. It’s 2018, y’all, that shit’s not even gay. Just bros helping each other out. The crowd sits on their hands the entire time other than when it’s time to tweet about how lame the match is and how no one can see because it’s dark.
To save the day, XWF officials send out a snack cart dragged to ringside by Director of Craft Service and Top Good Boy, Taco the Pig! He trundles and grunts his way around the ring in the dark and everyone in the front row gets some slim jims. No one remembers the match is even happening, just like the competitors themselves.
Winner: No Contest (2:45)
Mastermind -vs- Isabella Ravenwolf
From the moment the bell sounds th crowd is chanting for the returning Mastermind, who hasn’t been seen in an XWF ring since 2015. Ravenwolf comes on strong at the start, trying to overwhelm the rusty Mastermind, but the motivation of the live crowd keeps giving the former X-Treme Champion enough to dig deep and fight her off! Mastermind turns the tables on Ravenwolf for good with a hard Irish whip to the corner, following her in with a running clothesline that almost sends her over the top.
Mastermind dominates th remainder of the match, imposing his will all over Ravenwolf who barely puts up a fight. He hits a series of suplexes at one point that draws a wave of applause from the crowd, as well as a revived chanting of his name that brings a tear to his eye. They missed him! They really missed him! Ravenwolf attempts to take advantage with a low blow, but Mastermind scouts it and drops Isabella with a wheelbarrow suplex, then floats over, smoothly transitioning into the Mind Controller Boston Crab! Ravenwolf taps almost immediately!
Winner: Mastermind by Submission (6:33)
Elena Bellatrix & Skyler Rylee -vs- $uicide Girl$
Skyler Renee begins the match for her team and is quickly overwhelmed by quick tags and refere distractions at the hands of the Girl$ manager, McKayla Haley. Morrigan Thorne and Dahlia Redgrave take turns beating down Skyler, controlling her with repeated arm wringers and cheap shots. At one point, Thorne mocks Bellatrix in her corner, drawing in the fiery brunette and causing the referee to turn his back while he prevents her from interfering. This gives the $uicides a chance to double team Skyler Rylee at will, executing a series of double team moves on her and laying her out. Redgrave rolls Rylee over and hooks a leg, but Bellatrix rushes in and yanks her off right at the two count, once again drawing the ire of the official.
Redgrave leaves the ring without tagging Thorne, which goes unnoticed, and Thorne continues the beatdown on Skyler. Thorne taunts the crowd to thunderous boos as Skyler struggles to crawl away, but Thorne has full control. After a hair-pull facebuster, Thorne sets up for the Kekulé Problem penalty kick! But at the last possible moment kyler rolls away, sending Thorne to crash to the mat after kicking nothing but air. Skyler divs to her corner in desperation, tagging in Bellatrix as the crowd roars. Elena takes out Thorne with a lariat, then follows up with another for Redgrave who rushes in to interfere. Lena grabs Redgrave and tosses her from the ring, then catches a dazed Thorne with a series of rapid sling blades. Bellatrix catches Thorne with an enzuigiri, then quickly rushes to the corner and hits a double jump moonsault! The Myriad’s Citadel! Not wasting any time, Bellatrix grabs Thorne in a double underhook just as Redgrave starts to stagger back to the ring, and she drops Thorne head first in the Angelic Decimator! Bellatrix with a pin as Redgrave dives in to break it up, getting there just a moment too late to prevent the three count!
Winners: Elena Bellatrix & Skyler Rylee by Pinfall (8:22)
TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH
Peter Gilmour & Drezdin (c) -vs- Midnight Dolls
Vita Velveteen leads off for her team, squaring off with the Living Legend, Peter Gilmour. Gilly deftly tosses Vita onto her backside and pounds his chest like the coolest monkey in the jungle, screaming “SUCK MY DICK!” to the crowd, who chants it along with him. Vita gets up and tries to lock up again, then slides into a rear waistlock, but Gilmour pushes backward hard into his corner, rattling Vita’s vertebrae against the buckles as he tags in Drezdin. Drezdin nails a clubbing blow to Vita, then another, and then a third! Vita turns around to cover her face, and Drez drags his fingernails across her shoulder blades in a vicious back rake! Vite staggers around clutching her back, and then Drezdin spins her around and clubbers her with a big forearm! HE RAKES THE EYES! The referee steps in and admonishes Drezdin for the blatant violation, giving Vita time to compose herself. Vita manages to find her way close enough to Jessalyn Hart to make a HOT TAG! The reigning X-Treme Champion leaps into action literally by springboarding over the top rops and taking Drez to the mat with a side kick. As soon as he gets back up he’s sent down again by a spinning back kick, and the process repeats itself a second time. Jessalyn looks to be going for the trifecta but she steps too close to Gilly in his corner, and he yanks her backward onto her back with two handfuls of her hair. Gilly shouts at Drez to tag him in, and he does! Gilly is a house afire, blasting Hart with multiple fists and forearm shots and staggering the champ, but when he hits a surprise GILMOUR CUTTER out of nowhere, Drez tags himself in with a blind tag! Gilly is confused AF! He and Drezdin argue as Hart starts to stir, and as it heats up a little Hart shoves Drezdin into his own partner, spilling Gilmour to the outside! Hart catches Drezdin in an O’Connor roll… 1! 2! 3!!!! We have new tag team champions!!!
Winners and new Tag Tam Champions: The Midnight Dolls By Pinfall (5:52)
BACKSTAGE:
Damon is in his locker room and is ready for his match. He sits quietly in the corner with a towel over his head trying to get into the zone for his match against the Morbid Angel.
The lights flicker causing Tyler to lift his head, the hum of the electrical current buzzes as the fluorescent bulbs turn back on.
Tyler walks into his private bathroom to take a "demon" piss before the fight.
Half the lights didn't work but that wasn't unusual considering it was a room for the Television Champion. It's just the bottom rung of the XWF ladder so not important enough to get a real locker room with working lights.
Damon steps up to the toilet and opens his pants to unleash his demonic piss into the white godly porcelain throne.
Slowly from above, the ceiling tile moves right above him and the ugly fucking face of Morbid Angel pokes through quietly.
Damon doesn't notice the movement above him.
Slowly Morbid lowers himself from the ceiling with the knife clenched in his teeth and looking directly at what he desires to collect as he is lowered.
There was a noise outside the bathroom that distracted Damon long enough for Morbid Angel to lower in front of him. Electrical wires wrapped around his genitals keeping him from falling into the nasty bowl of shit and piss.
Morbid Angel pulls the knife from his mouth just as a hot stream of piss hits him in the face and burns his eyes! Unable to scream or breathe. All he could do was flail and gargle.
Damon gives the tiny demon a shake and puts it away and leaves the room...Without washing his hands!
Morbid spits a mouthful of demon piss and looks around the room! His eyes bloodshot from the burning piss.
Slowly he gets lifted back into the ceiling...Dickless!
Morbid Angel -vs- Damon Tyler
Damon Tyler proudly hands over his Television Title to the referee who gives it to someone on the outside. Morbid Angel points to it and mouths “one day that title will belong to me!” This makes Damon laugh, which makes Morbid angry and he quickly runs at him and throws a flying elbow. The referee has no choice but to ring the bell. Damon stumbles backwards into the ropes, Morbid grabs him and sends him running to the other side of the ring, and Damon still struggling from the elbow rebounds off the ropes and gets hit with a flying clothes line. Morbid gets up, and looks down at the fallen Damon. He yells at him that not to laugh at him. Ever.
Morbid helps Damon but to his feet, and sets him up for a neck breaker, but Damon recovers and reverses the move into an armbar takedown. Then Damon launches a few punches into Morbid, who struggles to fight Damon off. For some reason the referee gets between both Damon and Morbid, and pushes Damon away. He tells Morbid to get up.
Morbid gets to his feet, and stares down the referee, between turning his attention back at Damon, but Damon comes running back at him, and tries to hit a flying knee, but Morbid steps aside, grabs him on his way past, and uses his momentum to launch him into the corner. Damon hits the top rope hard with his head, and he stumbles backwards out of the corner, only to be grabbed by Morbid, who connects with a reverse DDT. Morbid gets back to his feet, helps Damon back to his feet and sets him up for a german suplex which he connects. It seems like Morbid is in full control. Morbid ges back to his feet, and looks down at Damon. Damon suddenly sits up and grabs Morbid, and pulls him into a small package.
1..
2...
Kickout!
Morbid gets up angrily, and starts stomping away at Damon. The referee tells Morbid to get on with wrestling, and Morbid stares him down. Morbid's in no mood today. Morbid pulls Damon to his feet, and sends Damon to the ropes, he hits the ropes, comes back, somehow ducks under another clothesline, stands up, Morbid is stunned and slowly turns around, and Damon hits him with a flying spinning heel kick. Both wrestlers go down.
Somehow Damon gets back to his feet quickly. He pulls Morbid to his feet, and sends him towards the corner. Morbid somehow slows as he gets to the corner, turns and as Damon gets to him he is laughing at Morbid again. Morbid incensed hits him with another elbow, which makes Damon stumbles backwards, and he grabs him, and sends him flying through the ropes to the outside of the ring. He yells at him not to laugh at him as it makes him angry. Morbid climbs to the outside of the ring, where he finds Damon trying to recover, but smirking at Morbid as he approaches. The referee starts the 10 count.
1...
Morbid yells at Damon to stop smirking. But Damon starts laughing again. Morbid grabs him.
2....
Damon tries to fight Morbid off, with a few fists, but they are weak punches at this stage.
3.....
Morbid knees Damon, and sends him flying into the side of the ring apron, and he falls to the floor.
4....
The fans are yelling at Morbid to break the 10 count, but he's not listening as he's incensed with Damon who is still smiling and laughing even though he's in a world of pain.
5...
Morbid pulls Damon to his feet, and executes a body slam and Damon hits the floor hard once more.
6....
Again the fans are yelling at Morbid to break the 10 count, but he looks down at Damon who is still smiling and still laughing through all that pain. This makes Morbid really angry. It's like Damon's trying to get inside Morbid's head, which he's doing successfully at this point./
7...
Morbid pulls Damon to his feet, and heads towards the metal steps.
8......
Morbid sends Damon into the metal steps, really really hard.
9....
Morbid somehow hears the 9 counts and turns to get back to the ring, but hears Damon laugh demonically again. Morbid turns back to face Damon, and when he helps him to his feet Tyler catches him with a surprise shot to the cojones and then DDT's him hard onto the floor! Tyler slides into the ring just as the ref finishes his count!
10!!!
The referee has no choice but to count Morbid out, and calls for the bell!
Winner: Damon Tyler by countout (11:16)
HART TITLE MATCH
Robert Main (c) -vs- Donovan Blackwater -vs- Death
Death gets to the ring first, followed by Donovan Blackwater then lastly Robert Main wearing the Hart Title around his waiste makes his way into the ring.
He looks at both Donovan and Death and starts laughing at them as he holds up the belt in front of them.
Both Death and Donovan look at one another from their corners of the ring, and they both nod to each other. They both surround Robert, who starts to look
worried, and then Death runs in and hits with a shoulder block and Robert stumbles towards Donovan who connects with flying clothes line. Robert goes
down hard.
Donovan gets back to his feet as the referee has no choice but to call for the bell to start the match officially, and Donovan and Death start attacking
Robert with fists and knee drops until Death decides enough is enough and attacks Donovan with an armbar take down which sends Donovan rolling to the other
side of the ring. Death gets back to his feet, grabs the hurt Robert, helps him to his feet, and leads him to the ropes and throws him between the ropes
to the floor.
As Death turns to focus back on Donovan, Donovan hits him with Diving Cross Body check, and the two men go down. Donovan gets to his feet first, grabs
Death and sends him into the corner or tries to, but Death reverses the move and hits Donovan with a flying elbow. Once again the two men go down. This
time Death gets to his feet first.
Death helps Donovan back to his feet, and suplexes him. Not once but three times. He's starting to get the upper hand. He goes for an early pin.
1..
2...
Kick out!
Death gets back to his feet and helps Donovan back to his, and connects with a tilt-a-whirl move followed by a headbutt, and then a Snap DDT. He gets up
again and helps Donovan who looks in all sorts of trouble back to his feet and connects Fireman's Carry Takedown.
Death goes for the pin again.
1..
2...
Kick out!!!
Death gets up looking angry, and sees Robert back on his feet on the outside, and he heads to the nearest corner, and gets to the top rope. As Robert
turns to him very late, Death hits him with a Leaping Clothesline to take him out of the match again. Death takes a minute or two to recover from his
aerial move, before getting up, and thinking that Donovan is still down inside the ring, rolls into the ring only to be hit by a Roundhouse kick.
Donovan suddenly takes control, and then hits Death with a Swinging Neckbreaker, then a Northern Lights Suplex, and then a Superplex before going for the
pin.
1...
2...
3!!!!
NO!
A last second kick out!!!
Donovan sits up dejectedly. He gets back to his feet, and looks down at Death. He's about to grab him, when he hears gasps from the audience outside the
ring. Somehow Robert has made it back to his feet, and has climbed up on the ring apron. Donovan focuses his attention on him, and hits him with a
Roundhouse kick.
Donovan gets up laughing at the outside at the fallen Robert outside the ring who his clutching his knee. Donovan turns back around to focus back on Death
when Death hits him with a headbutt, before grabbing the unbalanced Donovan, and setting him for the Eyes of the Snake, a.k.a Snake eyes Headscissors
Takedown onto knee combination.
He then sets Donovan up in his finisher Hell Sender a.k.a Storm Cradle Driver, before rolling him up for the pin.
1....
2...
3
!!!
Winner and new Hart Champion: Death By Pinfall (7:37)
UNIVERSAL TITLE MATCH
Engineer (c) -vs- N.A.Z.I.
Although the South American crowd has plenty of Nazi roots, they seem firmly in the corner of the unpredictable Universal Champion, The Engineer. To start thing off the two men feel each other out with feints and fakes. Engy lunges in with an attempted double leg but Idenhaus sprawls out and evades him. Engy immediately follows up with a diving attempt at an ankle pick, but NAZI spins free of that and takes advantage with a savate kick to the still kneeling Engy’s cheekbone, sending him onto his back. NAZI leaps onto the Engineer, assaulting him with a battering ground and pound, sending the back of Engy’s head bouncing into the canvas with multiple forearm strikes. NAZI gets lazy with his off arm, though, and Engineer latches onto him, swinging his hips up and wrapping his legs around NAZI’s head and locking him into a tight triangle choke! NAZI flails and manages to thrash enough to get his legs and free arm into the rops, forcing a break from the referee.
NAZI groggily gets to his feet just in time to get caught with a charging high knee from the Engineer that drives him back into a corner. Engy doesn’t let up, grabbing NAZI in a Muay Thai clinch and driving repeated knee lifts into his midsection. Engy steps back as the ref gets to a four count, but snaps around into a spinning back fist that drops NAZI to his knees. Engy then thinks quick and drives NAZI’s skull into the ring with a kneling DDT. Engy covers but only gets a two count, which he disputes with the official. The argument is shut down prematurely when NAZI slams a forearm into the back of Engy’s head, then hooks him in an abdominal stretch. Th Engineer begins to free himself after a moment and Idenhaus adjusts, lifting Engy in a pumphandle slam. Engy rolls onto his stomach to avoid a fast pin which prompts NAZI to slap on a stretch muffler. Engy dragshimslf to the ropes but NAZI pulls him back to the middle of the ring… but Engy flips over before NAZI can re-apply the hold and he catches the challenger with an upkick that sends him sprawling.
Engy gets to his feet and blocks a right hand from NAZI, sending one back of his own. NAZI reels and Engy keeps up the pressure, reeling off shot after shot until NAZI is backed against the ropes. Engy runs across the ring and hits the opposite ropes, then rushes back and dives, spearing NAZI through the ropes and sending both of them out to the floor - NAZI’s skull connects with the guardrail and his scalp splits open. The match turns into a full-on ringside brawl as the referee completely loses control, eventually having to physically interject himself between the two competitors to regain some decorum.
The official orders the men back into the ring, and thy immediately begin brawling again. After a few stalemate moments, Engy begins to take over as NAZI’s strength fades from blood loss. Sluggish, NAZI throws a desperation rolling elbow and catches Engy with the lucky strike, staggering the Universal Champion. However, unable to capitalize, NAZI drops to his hands and knees prompting the referee to slip on a pair of latex gloves and check his scalp wound as well as his pupil dilation. Seeing how out of it NAZI is the ref throws his arms up in an X, which causes a pair of EMTs to head to the ring and give him a once over while the official prevents Engy from attacking further. Suddenly, the medics shake their heads at the ref which sends NAZI into a fury. The ref calls for the bell! He’s called the match for medical reasons!
Winner: The Engineer By Stoppage (9:12)
*****Thanks to MASTERMIND and MORBID ANGEL for the help!*****